"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less
babe pay attention i have boobs to show you
People who give unsolicited advice at my place of business, truly doing the lords work 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Thank you for telling me you think the cigarette butts on the side walk look unprofessional. I will go outside and Eat them for you
Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish
fuck y’all for making me google this but also same
I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy
"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy
No that's literally it. Kink is stigmatized in such a specific way that it's actually much more acceptable to say "I want to be stepped on" than it is "I want to step on them" or even "I want them to ask me to step on them."
Like it's much easier to find people talking openly about wanting to be submissive (which will be errantly called "bottoming" because being a sub is Ew Gross Kink) but once there's someone to available to actually facilitate that, it's Creepy.
glad that skyrim chose the most horrifying way ever to have mannequins
when i walked into a room after a loading area a mannequin turned its face to look at me and then it just froze in that postion
once i woke up in the house in raven rock and all the mannequins near the bed had stepped forwards and i never did sleep in there again
I'm glad op clarified that this was about skyrim because I kinda thought the screenshotted post was just making a hypothesis about real life
i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again
any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion
“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out
That was the concussion
Obsessed at the idea of a baldur’s gate 3 party member who upon meeting the pale elf astarion thinks he’s sick and then checks his temperature and upon feeling his unnaturally cold skin requests he rests until he’s better.
“Darling I promise you I’m fine.”
“No you’re not! The body isn’t supposed to be that cold. What are we going to do if you push yourself too hard and collapse in battle!?” <- has basic medical knowledge
do you think he would get so annoyed of them constantly worrying over him he'd just say "ENOUGH. I am a vampire. Please stop"
Could you imagine if then they were like. Okay well when was the last time you consumed sentient blood and the whole fucking process starts up again
"ON GODS WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU BETTER VAMPIRE OR NOT I SWEAR." Forces a wrist to his mouth.
it's my earnestly held belief that every human person holds within them an invisible timer that counts up from the last time they stuck their feet in a body of water and the higher that number gets the more sludge builds up in their brain and in their heart
sorry to this person but you can find a guy that looks exactly like pedro pascal in every public university in the southern cone. I still want him
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person.
David Tennant as Tenth Doctor DOCTOR WHO (2005-) - Series 3
