Andrew's Spider-man would never meet Eddie Brock or Deadpool because all of them would reek sexual tension so much it'll be banned in at least 50 countries
You should totally follow my new nsfw twitter, since tumblr is shit x
Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did
- Prince Phillip kickin' it
- That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?
- Wandavision finale
- The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas
- Kardashian-West divorce
- Grimes-Musk breakup
- Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there
- Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???
- Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs
- Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family
- The Boat In The Suez Canal
- Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason
- The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme
- Sea shanties took over TikTok
- The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless
Spoilers for No Way Home Trailer
I’m in fucking tears over the fact that everyone’s been picturing Doctor Strange as the ‘tired dad’ forced to deal with all the shit Wanda, Loki, Sylvie, and Peter caused when in reality he’s an honorary member of the One Braincell Gang™️ fucking the multiverse up lmao like let’s be real they’re all just causing chaos no one is fixing anything
seeing a few seconds of unseen 1d content in 2021 is so bittersweet. you are happy. you are sad. you feel nostalgia. you feel fond. one band, one dream, one direction, i guess.
Anonymous asked:
What's your OF?? 🤤🙌
😘😘😘
Anonymous asked:
Im jerking off over you while my gf is cooking dinner. If only I was eating you tonight.
Hmm don’t tease me like that sir