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We Are Infinite

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Pretty City Asks

London: How do you take your tea?
Paris: Describe your favorite kiss.
Dublin: Do you believe in Soul mates?
Oslo: What keeps you warm?
Amsterdam: What is your ideal night out?
Los Angeles: What would you change about yourself?
Milan: How do you think others describe you?
Prague: What is your favorite season?
New York City: What gets you up in the morning?
Hong Kong: What is your earliest childhood memory?
Tel Aviv: What is your favorite thing about your family?
Las Vegas: Have you ever broken a heart?
Madrid: Describe your aesthetic.
Chicago: What do you ache for?
Toronto: Describe your ideal partner.
Sorrento: What is your weakness?
Cairo: Whats your favorite quote?
Budapest: What tattoo do you want?
Mumbai: What is your favorite scent
Stockholm: What scares you?
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Now imagine having a panic AND anxiety disorder…

I wish my mom could understand this.

i wish my mum would know this because when i started to have a panic attack right in front of her she told me to grow up and stop over reacting

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Hey guys! A lot of you have been asking me how to make some decent money online and i came across Harris Polls Online which pays you for filling in SIMPLE surveys and your opinions!

This site is open to these countries:

  • UNITED STATES
  • CANADA

So if you’re from these countries and wanna make some cash online, sign up today HERE for FREE!

FOR ONCE I’M FINALLY GETTING PAID FOR MY OPINIONS I’M ACTUALLY REALLY EMOTIONAL

I’ve finished 5 surveys so far and you know what that means……

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just so u know…….my bed is kind of small….. so if u were to cuddle with me…… u would basically have to lie on top of me,…„, what a shame../::…..

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When I get my period

Me: God damn it, it's like a waterfall down there
Me: Do I want to shove something up there or should I just wear a nappy
Me: Only 40 more years of this to go.
Me: Bring on Menopause
Me: Well at least I'm not pregnant.
Me: Oh wait I'm a virgin, haha whoops I forgot no one loved me
Me: But at least I didn't have a Virgin Mary situation going on
Me: I mean not to toot my own horn but I'd be the perfect candidate for Jesus 2.0
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Really terrible pick up lines

  1. If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
  2.  Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb! Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  3.  Hey, my name is Emily but, you can call me tonight. 
  4. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  5.  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  6. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice! 
  7. Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good! 
  8. Do you have an eraser? because I can’t get you out of my mind!!!
  9.  Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
  10.  Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  11. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. 
  12. Something is wrong with my cell phone…its just that your numbers not in it It’s a good thing that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  13.  Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else. 
  14. Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! 
  15. Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
  16.  I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  17. You better call Life Alert, ‘cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up. 
  18. You’re single, I’m single. Coincidence? I think not!
  19.  Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? 
  20. Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
  21.  Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt - my eyes! 
  22. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  23.  If you were a steak you would be well done.
  24. Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  25.  If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  26.  Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth! 
  27. Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!
  28.  You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. 
  29. Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend. 
  30. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  31. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  32.  You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. 
  33. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout! 
  34. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  35.  Do you work at a coffee shop, because I like you a latte!!!!!!!! 
  36. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
  37.  Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  38. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  39.  I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. 
  40. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  41.  Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day. 
  42. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. 
  43. The doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U. 
  44. Have you been to the doctor recently, it looks like you need vitamin me
  45. Did you just fart because you blew me away!
  46. homosexuality is a disease… and I’ve caught it from u ;)
  47. If you were a fart, I’d hold you in forever
  48. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I’m Emily.
  49. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in. 
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Signs Do: More Pick up Lines

Aquarius: you must be young because you're a babe
Pisces: if there was a type of fish for you you'd be a cuddle fish
Capricorn: Drugs can't make me feel as high as you do.
Sagittarius: I think cupid just shot me in the heart because it's throbbing for you,
Scorpio: You make my heart beat 8 times faster when you're around.
Libra: I'm always square when you're not a round
Leo: You and I are my favorite OTP
Virgo: You're always my style
Taurus: Get me a wheelchair because i think i broke my legs falling for you.
Gemini: Bees are jealous of you because you're sweeter than honey.
Cancer: My face turns red because my blood rushes when i see you.
Aries: what do you want to do because your wish is my command.
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Sebastian trying to flirt like..

Sebastian:"If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you"
Sebastian: "Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream."
Sebastian: "Are you kitten me?..cause you are purrrfect."
Sebastian: "You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws"
Sebastian: "no..? ok"
Sebastian: "I am feline fine now i have seen you."
Sebastian: "I'd like to get your tongue"
Sebastian: "My love for you is like a hairball - I can't hold it in."
Ciel: "OKAY! Thats´s enough! Go back to work.."