Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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Today's martyrs were celebrating the ceasefire decision yesterday.

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

Rapper Macklemore is releasing a track called “Hind’s Hall”, speaking out on the genocide of Palestinians, and the United States complacency in this ongoing violence. Macklemore has stated that once the track drops on streaming, all proceeds from streams will be going directly to UNRWA— the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestinian Refugees in the Near East.

The new tracks namesake Hind’s Hall echoes the honours that Columbia University encampment protestors bestowed the Morningside Heights campus’ Hamilton Hall— in memory of Hind Rajab, the 6 year old Palestinian girl in Gaza who was shot by Israeli soldiers after being trapped inside a vehicle, with her dead family. She had begged to be rescued as tanks closed in on her.

Macklemore using his platform to vehemently speak out against genocide, the Israeli occupation and United States-led violence is what every single artist should be doing right now. The power of art should not be underestimated. Macklemore started out in the Hip-Hop scene within communist circles, namely working alongside Blue Scholars, and has never neglected his Leftism through out his career: the artist has spoken on issues regarding mental health, addiction, racial profiling and police violence, Capitalism, women’s rights, LGBTQ+ rights and toxicity of American culture.

“The Nakba never ended, the colonizer lied” Hind’s Hall, Macklemore, 2024

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

seriously

I only had a passing familiarity with Kendrick Lamar until this morning so this is how im reading the genius lyrics annotations

alright actually i was dismissing this because i dont really keep up with celebrity beef so most of it goes over my head but after listening kendrick did just release the most scathing diss track in rap history (not an exaggeration, i am speaking entirely non-hyperbolically when i say this).

and, to be clear since kendrick has released several diss tracks in a row over the course of the past few days, i am referring to Meet the Grahams, a song not directed at drake, but is instead Kendrick speaking slowly, softly, and sadly towards Drake's family members over a somber piano about how him being a terrible person has fucked up their lives while also revealing some incredibly direct and personal sexual misconduct allegations in the portion addressed to his mother, Sandra.

this is, like, historically important to rap music and it's kind of astonishing.

update:

i think it's important to recognize Meet the Grahams not as a piece of a dunking campaign, but as a sincerely heartbreaking and terrifyingly stark glimpse into the life of someone who has had predatory, vile behaviors enabled and had enough power to ignore anyone trying to get to him. i don't know that i'm capable of putting it into words, but this one feels a bit too important and sincere to treat as a "drake's funeral" anthem, even in an ironic tone.

that is reserved for the OTHER diss track that he released in the SAME DAY which has a much bouncier and "point and laugh" tone, which will have you going "OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD" in the first 90 seconds, regardless of whether or not you know anything about the beef.

that's this one:

okay FINAL thing i'll say on this:

i think it's extraordinarily impressive how sophisticated Kendrick's execution of this PITCH PERFECT social execution has been, and i don't even think it's over. to quote youtuber and rapper Scru Face Jean here, "[Kendrick is] making it too culturally cool to not like Drake right now," and like. i guess all this is to say, i think it's important to emphasize how major this accomplishment is on a, like, societal level.

to put it into perspective, i saw somebody comment "the beef has finally breached containment" in the tags, and i think that an excellent visual metaphor for what Kendrick's done is, very simply, ripples in the water. to emphasize his point, using his long experience in battle rap and his generational mind for putting societal issues into art (they're going to be talking about him for decades after he's dead, he's that kind of important), he crafted a split multimedia diss LP with such precision that it's created an explosion across mainstreams of media.

he reached into the brain of the zeitgeist and rewrote Drake's public image into exactly what he wanted it to be. even if it's all game (im pretty sure it's definitely not, but if it is) it's GOOD FUCKING GAME.

alright drake lets hear your next song bud :)

as much as i want to continue talking about rap beef, i do not think it is my destiny to be a music blogger. but i will say that Drake's a fucking moron for making his primary attack angle "you're only calling me a pedophile because you were molested as a kid" and then used 10 bars to say "i dont think kids are sexy!!!" in different ways.

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Why is his boot so upset

his chiropractor

Happy birthday Luffy, we all love you so much

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egg tarts from my taiwan trip