sarcasm is my only defense

you know that “when someone’s showing you a video insisting it’s funny and your face looks like this” post? this is the same post from the other perspective

We call him Wee-Beast!

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

I hate r*hanna because one time my mom took me to the petting zoo and this big ass goat bit my hand and chased me around the farm and I know in my heart that it was her doing

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit

By Marisa Renee

How to take selfies with a bald eagle.

By Amanda Elledge

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you

That camel’s face is fucking amazing. I need all of these items.