Years of my shenanigans

Vancouver Daily World, British Columbia, September 24, 1910

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

curious. anyway,

Never forget how far you’ve come, despite how far you still have to go

Never forget how

far you’ve come, despite how far

you still have to go

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Another personal hygiene genius....

#täytyy reblogaa suomiblogiin koska muut ei ymmärtäis mistä puhun#mut tää on some tatu ja patu type shit

Tatun ja Patun oudot kojeet -kirjasta vastaava keksintö tosiaan löytyy!

Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.

My favorite bits from the article include how Dr. Kariko celebrated the fact that the vaccines that used her mRNA research worked

“On Nov. 8, the first results of the Pfizer-BioNTech study came in, showing that the mRNA vaccine offered powerful immunity to the new virus. Dr. Kariko turned to her husband. “Oh, it works,” she said. “I thought so.”

To celebrate, she ate an entire box of Goobers chocolate-covered peanuts. By herself.”

I sincerely hope she is recognized more than she currently is.

I sincerely hope

she is recognized more than

she currently is.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

Normal responses to my friend lamenting about her engineer buddy's Bad Takes about the liberal arts

Actually, I rather like being trans

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

tumblr user mollyjames picking up hormones: “I will seize destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing”

the cashier at cvs:

Oh hey there’s art now!!

I was very tired when I read this, so I thought maybe Estradiol Valerate was Latin for “Seize destiny”.

latin translationing:

cape fātum: seize destiny.

also I tried to look up what “Estradiol Valerate” means but it’s some complicated latin with a bit of possible mongolian-through-medieval-german, but one possible interpretation would be “Horny-Frenzy Strength”.

Either that or “Healthy Bug”

A new standard pc repair step has been discovered: trans your gender and try again

Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.

why? because. 

That pregnancy test has… bluetooth? Wha- wait, what does “Win” do? Isn’t there a key on the row with the spacebar (meta)? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

The keyboard is not part of the pregnancy test. I had to add that in order to have enough buttons to play doom, as previously the test only had two inputs:

* pee on it

* pee on it while pregnant

And this would have made it difficult to play doom, not being enough keys and taking a long time for each input.

Yeah you say this, except there's a good chance you were chronically dehydrated as a kid. The reason you didn't think you were is because a) no one was talking about dehydration at the time, and b) the effects weren't immediately obvious.

But when my grown-up massage clients get on my table and I have to keep reapplying lotion because their skin absorbs the first layer immediately? When they have a million "knots" because their soft tissue fibers got dried out, lost their elasticity and became sticky, basically glued themselves together, and now it hurts when you move your arm like this, or your neck is always achey?

Yeah, that's chronic dehydration. That's shit that builds up over years of not drinking enough water (and/or not stretching, and/or having shitty posture, and/or not healthily processing your difficult emotions, and/or...)

Health is mostly maintenance. You have to act in "healing" ways consistently if you don't want to spend your life in a cycle of pain -> fix -> same pain again. And the younger you start, the better your results will be.

So yeah, treat the youth and yourself like beached orcas and drink that water.

So yeah, treat the youth

and yourself like beached orcas

and drink that water.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ohhhh tää on syy miks Drops ei opeta sulle "muna" vaan "kananmuna"...he eivät halua sä sanot "minä syön muna joka päivä aamupalaksi", koska "muna" tarkoittaa kaks eriä asiaa

Tää ei oo mulle ongelma, koska, kuten näette, mä oon homo ja teen molempia

Kohdeyleisö, kaikki muut lähdevät kotiin

Myllyn Paras alkaa taas tuottaa makaronia!

Ihmiset juoksevat itkien kadulle, he halailevat toisiaan käsittämättä täysin mitä ja miksi, sade puhkeaa taivaalta ja pilvenraoista paistava aurinko maalaa sateenkaaria.

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

THE LAST OF US | 1.03

me on my way to london to give joe and kit their awards for putting us through every single emotion 

#Nick Nelson being the bravest boy