why are the stars purple

I'M ANGYYYYY!!!!!

'm lil baby ball

Feel free to add to this list :)

gotta watch em all gotta watch em all 

afterwards

Just watched the scopolamine one. Shits terrifying

if we’re all very quiet, and no one makes a sound, we may be able to hear the sound of robert pattinson screaming

they should add a feature where you can run faster towards other players if they’re low on health and if they have arrows you can pull them out to heal back some small part of their health (half a heart). yelling “you idiot you almost got killed out there” in an angry, yet tender and caring voice and roleplaying you’re tending to their wounds is optional.

Wouldn't pulling out their arrows make them bleed more and die faster?

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

moomin?!

Operation Bread Jesus is go.

Dough proofing in the oven, 90mins is enough time to watch a cheesy movie. I’m thinking an Godzilla.

Hey Gallus, since i feel like I’m late to the show, how big of a Bread Jesus are you making this unholy Easter-April Fool’s ?

…I’ll know when I take the dough out of the oven in an hour?  I’ve never made Challah before and I’m not sure how much this will rise.  But I have a slightly-smaller-than-average sized oven, so it’ll have to fit on a cookie sheet. Hence, Baby Bread Jesus.

Update: he’s beautiful. Also, I’ve made a serious tactical error in that I don’t know how I’m getting him on to the baking sheet.

Do you have something flat without raised edges? Put flour on it and carefully lift Baby Bread Jesus bit by bit up and slide the flat item underneath. Then you can just transfer him onto the baking sheet.

I got him on via the silicone baking sheet, and he’s in for the second coming proofing and already beginning to distort into a monstrosity. I love him.

That sounds awesome.

While he’s proofing, do you mind telling us, how you got the different colours of the dough? Different dough? Food colouring?

Is he filled with jelly?

The light color is regular Challah Dough, the darker color is the same but with a bit of molasses and cinnamon.  I’ve done it before for other sweet doughs where I wanted a color change.

He’s not filled with Jelly becuase 

1. I’m renting and don’t want to lose my damage deposit becuase there’s smuckers on the ceiling.

2. I try not to keep grape products in the house in general (the juice is a noted passover exception) because Mr. Charleston Chew thinks all things grape-related are delicious and Grapes are very, very toxic to dogs and I don’t want to have to put him in hospital for 3 days to pump his kidneys again.

Well, there’s definitely enough of him to go around?

HE HAS RISEN

SIGNIFICANTLY MORE THAN ANTICIPATED.

smells hella good tho. Candy googly eyes were a good choice too, I think.

no offense but  where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the en-

NSYNC was one of the few boybands where they always dressed like they were all going to the same event…

but like, not an event that exists or that anyone wants to go to

Look I might not love where I’m at right now creatively, but you know who would be fucking stunned? Past me. The version of me that thought 4,000 words was as long as a full-length novel. Who made comics by folding printer paper into four panels. The kid who powered through project after project because the words “good” or “bad” never came to mind because it was all about having fun.

Past you would look at all of the work you’ve done lately and fall in love instantly. Don’t forget that. 

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

I think I go to school with a Disney princess

Sound analysis, go deeper 

He caught a bird. It’s now snuggled down in his arm

Me at 3am, writing 100 words per minute, thinking each sentence is absolute gold:

For a bunch of people who claim to be all about words, Writeblr sure is *suspiciously* interested in visually pleasing aesthetic posts.