did anyone else watch the show “the most extreme” on animal planet. what was that green shit about.

these are all real screenshots from “the most extreme”

I don’t like the placement of these articles

why is he a literal toddler

silver spoon bitch who pretends to be a genius flaunting accomplishments that seen him with money he got from his daddy that used apartheid against black people working in mines to fuel his lifestyle oh my god he is so fucking annoying atleast other billionaires with money from racism are silent or have very little presence but he feeds off of his cock sucking fans and ego being jerked for being ironic and sassy on a website he’s nearly burned to the ground bc he cant for a second admit he doesnt know what he’s doing and isn’t actually smart and is incredibly ugly and bad in bed and a failure of a human being cum stain

Cary Elwes is just Orlando Bloom but with more flavor

Cary Elwes could do Lord of the Rings but Orlando Bloom couldn't do Princess Bride

Reblog this, you cowards

Being raised by areligious jews with 0 exposure to christianity outside pop culture is so fun. One time I asked my ex-catholic friend why a picture of jesus had a bristle crown and she looked at me like I was insane. One time I heard someone mention the "lance of longinus" and responded, word for word, "Like from Evangelion?" One time during a history lesson my professor described an important monk and scholar as "Dominican" and I spent the rest of class super confused and hung up on it because I was very sure that the Dominican Republic didn't meaningfully exist as an entity back then, maybe she meant he was a native Taino or something but that's a weird way to say that and I'm pretty sure this was pre- European contact? Really fucks people up when they realize I genuinely have no idea.

This but it's my partner taking an art history class in college and the professor looking at them like they grew a second head when they answered "What came out of Jesus' wound when he was stabbed on the cross" with "...Blood?"

Additions that prove my point by mystifying me because what on earth would come out of a nail wound besides blood. Are you telling me it was something besides blood. What was jesus full of that wasn't blood. You guys are scaring me

Apparently it was water?? I guess he was also stabbed on top of being crucified (which feels like overkill imo) and water came out, which was a huge deal in medieval symbolism and also to my medieval poetry professor, who was genuinely shocked and upset that I didn’t know. This man fully docked me points because I, a whole ass Jew, hadn’t somehow heard about the secret waterballoon Jesus lore that I guess everyone is supposed to like… intuit

On the plus side, it does lead to some absolutely wild medieval Jesus art of angels tapping him like a fucking keg

As someone raised totally non religious , I have. No idea what any of this means

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

the fact that these are minutes apart is KILLING me

this is the funniest possible tag on this post

lol

for anyone who hasn’t seen or played the game...it does, in fact, take place in an ocean made up of human blood.

not that its an unpopular opinion but elon musk should kill himself

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

My tags:

A person with a working memory:

Aragorn voice: A TIME MAY COME WHEN I CAN ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHO SAID WHAT LINES OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES- BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!

better fire some rent-lowering gunshots for the wave of new users. *continues to post the exact same fuckshit*

Love how it’s written as if this was a completely normal thing to say.

#of course nuns know necromancy they learn it from their husband (@bluethespiai)

Purely out of curiosity, does the zuko x toph ship exist? What would you even call that? zoph? toko? zukoph? beilord? firefong? lordlord?

im sorry but im just imagining a random servant accidentally overhearing toph say "—but, if i were the firelord's wife—" while walking with zuko and jumping to the conclusion that zuko and toph are planning to get married.

(in reality, their conversation went:

Toph: Not to diss on your mom or anything, but if I were the firelord's wife—which, ew—i would have kicked the loserlord's balls at least once before i left.

Zuko: Just once?

Toph: I definitely would have made it an unforgettable experience.)

anyway, the rumor spreads pretty rapidly much to toph's manic delight and zuko's resigned acceptance when they found out.

toph would go to random restaurants and stores within caldera and proclaim, "send the bill to the royal treasury!" or "give me your best goods. your future firelady demands it!"

when confronted by annoying advisers, zuko realized that the easiest way to shut them up is by saying, "I'll leave you to discuss this matter with the future firelady."

it also helps that ever since the rumor grew, the advisers have stopped pestering him about getting married already. after all, who knows how the master earthbender would react to this kind of slight against her marriageability.

iroh thinks it's absolutely hilarious. he even formally gives toph "his blessings" in public. (*after toph singlehandedly defeats assassins after zuko during a public event* "I see that the fire nation is in good hands 😊")

it's all fun and games until sokka overhears the rumor. "aang, as the avatar, you need to stop their marriage. or else the world will never know peace."

Aang has a horrible idea.

"Sokka, I need you to pretend to be Zuko's mistress."

Aang has a glorious idea.