Don’t let this splinter your spirit, it’ll be all right.

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

“SISSY!” SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. “DONT EAT POOP SISSY!”

a li tter box cae k„

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Reading Company (RDG) 4-8-4 steam locomotive 2102 on Mahoning Creek Bridge on the Pittsburg and Shawmut Railway (P&S), near Kittanning, Armstrong County, Pennsylvania, Autumn 1972 (by Ivan S. Abrams)

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the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.

well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today

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I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

Title: Netsuke of Two Rats Artist: Okatori Date: early 19th century Origin: Japan Medium: Ivory, horn Size: H. 1 in. (2.5 cm); W. 1 9/16 in. (4 cm) Source: The MET

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