WΔRMTH

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

When someone sings the lyrics wrong to your favourite song…

Im never talking to tumblrbot again

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

“Are you a boy, or a girl?”

“I’m a failure.”

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

he accepted ur cold drink!!

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

HOW IS THIS JUST 6 SECONDS

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

Super Dad

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

this video is wild

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

real life texture glitch

Maneuvers

yooooooooo

2017 mood

My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

”..and homophobic”

“and sexist”

“and claim to be none of these things”

“they’re just joking”

“you’re just going through a phase”

“you’ll get used to it”

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”