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you have to fall to touch the ground

@kristsune / kristsune.tumblr.com

Kris, audio dragon, knife dad, mid 30's, ace, demiboy, they/he. What you will find here is my love for numerous different fandoms. Also a smattering of science!, snakes!, positivity, and my writing that can be found on ao3. To my Clone Wars fans, please check out my 'Adventures with Hevy' tag. Icon by mxopifex Buy Me a Coffee

i am a firm believer in the sicko4sicko relationship. characters who are obsessed with one another not in spite of, but because of, whatever bizzare or offputting or unusual things they've got going on. guys who look at each other and go "you're the only motherfucker in this city that can handle me" and they're probably right too. rivalries romances obsessions built on mutual hate undefined Close Companions. any sort of Thing. sicko4sicko.

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Can you imagine a future where we can no longer say “the internet is for porn”

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no, dont say it, i cant stand to hear it

we’re still going to be saying it, just in a menacing tone

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yes tony you are so right

COCK COCK COCK

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*joins the chorus of COCK COCK COCK*

may I also suggest: boobies

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Tits… cock… front hole… back hole… long ago the four nations lived in harmony

then everything changed when the censors attacked

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Person of Interest (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harold Finch/John Reese Characters: Harold Finch, John Reese Additional Tags: Porn with Feelings, Mild Smut, mostly feelings, Ace!John, mostly my feelings got away from me, which shouldnt be a surprise with these two, but here we are Summary:

Harold just keeps finding ways to surprise John. John decides to surprise him right back.

how the fuck do Hannibal fans function like normal people after finishing this show . how do you do anything aside from suffering from severe brainrot

the answer is we don’t. once you watch the show you’re insane forever

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."
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mmmm am i writing my first piece of rinch smut solely because i had a single line pop into my head and i needed to write something to go around it?

maybe so.

will i finish it? 

that remains to be seen.

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may have finished, but im not terribly happy with it. its less smut more feels that i was bad at explaining. who knows maybe ill still post it anyway