tony stark is my boogle

there should have been more court episodes of star trek. but instead of court-martials and war tribunals, it’s small claims court.

“Judge Joodiyy, Curzon Dax owed me $100 when he kicked the bucket!! That worm still needs to pay up even though he’s got a hot, new ride!”

“Judge Joodiyy, this Ferengi sold me an “authentic baby changeling” but when i opened the jar, it was just Silly Putty.“

“My name is Julian Bashir and I’m suing everyone on this station for emotional damages for having to patch up all of their Fuck Injuries.”

and I do not CARE if there is a difference.

DEAN CORNWELL If the Doctor Can Only Keep Me Going Long Enough Oil on Canvas 36″ x 30″

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

@directium

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

When you insist on treating your friend

hmmm

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and jerrold’s

let’s get this baklava

Smol electric spiders 🕷⚡️

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