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lesbx

that post that’s like “imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured” that’s what i think of every time i see one of those hyper modded supermodel skyrim characters just existing in skyrim

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lesbx

my mans balgruuf looking away in humility... reachin’ for a different dragon....

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt
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hapalopus

Pros of having ADHD:

  • Can track prey for hours without losing focus
  • Special interest: basket weaving
  • Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing
  • Distracted by berries
  • Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels
  • Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps
  • Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food
  • Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

  • Can't do homework
  • Impulse buys
  • Can't use a calendar
  • Can't sit still in classroom
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smute

born in the wrong generation

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specificfuckery
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lyrapuppy

Well fuck

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steph-squatch
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firefox-official

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

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firefox-official

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

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casualphoenix
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norringtondeservestheworld
“I am more of a romantic than Dan and David. I kinda want him to just leave Cersei! She is bad for you and it’s not healthy and clearly you are in a relationship where you are more in love with her than she loves you.. so, you know.. And what about this Brienne of Tarth?!? She is, like, more a great..” - Nikolaj Coster Waldau

BONUS:

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ruffboijuliaburnsides

I don’t go here, but DRAG THEM, NIKOLAJ

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I’m not even in the Game of Thrones fandom but I still love this for him just

calling out how weird the choices the shows writers made are

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locuas642

One thing I will give the GoT meltdown is how everyone rightfully puts the blame squarely on D&D.

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GoT Fandom: YOU COMPLETELY RUINED THE SHOW.

GoT Fandom at the cast: Not you, sweeties. you are treasures and we love to have you around.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I love how he’s just like “You know as an actor a lot of the time when your on a show you can go to the showrunners and have a dialogue about your thoughts for where your characters arc should go and what does and doesn’t make sense but on this show the writers took the unique approach of just going “Just read words off a page and don’t question us” so that sure was A Thing That Happened”

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justsomeantifas
[full article]
An Ohio public school has been giving students extra credit for watching videos from PragerU, a right-wing website that produces clips of talking heads such as Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro discussing conservative viewpoints, HuffPost has learned.
The PragerU videos — with titles such as “Build the Wall,” “Why the Right Was Right” and “The Left Ruins Everything” — were assigned to a 10th-grade history class at Maumee High School, along with a series of questions about the videos’ “most important messages.”
The assignment came at the same time that the website has tried to gain further influence in K-12 classrooms. Earlier this month, the organization launched a program directly aimed at parents and educators, complete with study guides with sections such as “Conservatives Are the Real Environmentalists” and “The Ferguson Lie,” based on a HuffPost review of the materials.
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The homework assignment appeared unrelated to PragerU’s latest venture, called PragerU Educators and Parents, or PREP, which launched several weeks ago. The inception of such a program suggested that these types of assignments may become more prevalent in schools. 
Already, “2,000 parents and educators have already signed up for PREP,” Craig Strazzeri, chief marketing officer of PragerU, said in an email to HuffPost.
“We constantly hear from educators and teachers who use our videos in the classroom,” Strazzeri said. He declined to disclose how many public school teachers specifically joined the new program. “Ideally, every school in America would show PragerU videos in the classroom on a regular basis to help educate the next generation.
”PragerU started the PREP program in response to COVID-19-related school shutdowns, which “forced us to take a closer look at what is being taught and not taught across the country,” said Adrienne Johnson, PragerU’s chief of staff and lead of the PREP platform, in a video interview with conservative news channel One America News Network. “America is not being fairly portrayed.

If your teacher seriously assigns you a PragerU video please dunk of their ass so hard