girl with four different "I SURVIVED THE TIME LOOP" pins on her backpack like prestige star ranks
"villains" with the sidekick they swear they didn't want
The Blues Brothers (1980) // Dir. John Landis
Always reblog Jake and Elwood taking care of business.
americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana
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Why are people who have perfume as their hobby always so bizarre… anyway… obsessed with this review tbh
absolutely obsessed w her reviews
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this guy won life
this is an L imagine being seduced by your chess opponent in a dress like that isn't the oldest play in the Conniving Vizier handbook... expect arsenic in your wine within the week
Welcome to parenting, Bruce
[Text:
Dick: …
Dick: Are you awa—
Bruce: Yes.
Dick: Ok good I wasn’t sure because of how you were snoring but it’s already 6:13am and I’m kinda hungry and I was gonna make my own breakfast but then I remembered what happened last time with the bacon and I thought I probably shouldn’t use the stove without adult supervision so I tried to do a bowl of cereal but well long story short I thought it would be super easy to pour the cereal while in a handstand but actually it was pretty hard and now there’s milk all over the floor and I can’t find the mop and I didn’t want to bother Alfred but you said it was okay to talk—]
Figured I'll join the bandwagon! A splash art for the Simmons' route that I had an honor to make when I was a part of rvbfds project. Hope y'all like it as much as I enjoyed making this piece!
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
You know what to do boys
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
still thinking about how the squire took a video of himself trying on his celebrity crush’s armor, probably thinking no one would ever see the video, only to have to show it to HIS CELEBRITY CRUSH because it had evidence on it that would prove him innocent of murder charges
"Blue Team has a higher body count" WRONG, factoid actually just a statistical error. Church and Tex, and all iterations/variations, who have died and come back 10,000 times, are outliers and should not have been counted