funnier and more horrifying every single year

Amy Sedaris in her Greenwich Village Apartment  

this video plays in my head on repeat and generates the energy that gets me through the day like a little rat running around on a wheel

i wanna die of something honorable like ate the wrong mushroom 

these new lgbt identities are getting out of control...like tf is this pride flag?

don't even get me started on this one

@bowsersex oh? did you, you fucking sjw?

You literally reblogged my design....

omg i'm so sorry. i'm so fjucking sorry

happy pride <3

Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

happy pride month i love being bisexual and defining myself as bisexual and i really like how bisexual sounds and the bisexual flag is very pretty

who is that lol

if this post gets a million notes i will buy another vibrator 

Almost there, boys

My favorite looks from Inside. 

The Holy Quadrinity

There's another post on here where this woman talks about dating a rich guy and she was like "oh you can't drink alcohol on a public sidewalk here" and he was like "Sure you can -- it's $500." Like he'd done it often enough that he had the "price" memorized.

the word "privilege" comes from the Latin privilegium, meaning "private law," or law granting one person or group benefits others don't enjoy

I remember reading an article about Koch Industries that said they just budget in fines for violating environmental regulations and lawsuit settlements for damage and accidents caused by broken pipelines -- it’s cheaper than installing cleaner, safer equipment.

Fines that aren’t adjusted to the means of the violator are worse than useless.

Punishable by fine = legal for the rich

Guys on grinder

The best ever episode of catfish

I’ve seen this photo set a million times and I had no idea it was catfish. I thought this was from a scripted comedy show of some sort.