wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

Milk in a cookie cup

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

And the outside is milk?

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

World Heritage Post

im not american and i think thats very sexy of me

(struggling to alert a room full of teenage astronauts without them laughing at me (i was brought on yesterday and do not have their trust yet)) …comrades there is a… double agent… within… our ranks… and we believe he is hiding in the… air conditioning system ……… if you notice anyone acting ss….sstrange (nice save)… like they are… pretending… to do…. chores…….. please do not hesistate to call an … urgent assembly. be aware that if you are this… impersonator… we will not wait to… eliminate you into space

Real scared of huge titties, might need exposure therapy tbh.

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

I offer some context

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

Reblogging entirely for Mr. 190 shocks instead of thinking

Hello am mistress Juliet and am seeking for a good somisive sissy slutty slave. To be owned by me. DM me if you love BDSM lifestyle 🥰😍

juliet we're talking about science lightning not sexy lightning

step 1. put that bad buoy in the dimensional scrambler

How tf you supposed to play this?😭

I’m sorry fucking W H A T

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Don't mind the desperation seeping out of this post.

This is funnier if you DON'T turn on the sound

Never has this gif been more appropriate

A vegetable is a social construct.

#Flintstones #meme

#Flintstones #meme

Ya Ba do!

Not what he says

Ya Ba do!

LMAOOOO

calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry

tumblr dorothy commercial you come down here right now