snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!
This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.
Noted
If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness.
(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)
This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.
Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.
Is it tropey as hell? Yes.
Do they subvert some of the tropes some of the time? Heck yes.
Did they know they were going to be tropey as hell and made it the best possible versions of the tropes when they weren’t subverting them? Hell fucking yes.
For some reason people like to pretend Jack Black isn’t one of the best actors of our generation.
Like maybe it’s because he tends to take goofier rolls or whatever, but when he gets in character, he STAYS in character.
nonespark
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
n0nb1narydemon
Bro the fucking way he leapfrogs up those stairs I’m
that-homeschooled-gay-frog
Im dyinggg his little poses at the endddd
zoomers idolizing the 2000s like we did the 90s is just absolutely sending me
so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”
and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”
he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”
and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.
everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me
and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.
listen i don’t think anyone is saying leather pride shouldn’t be included with queer pride i think people are saying they should be included in adult only spaces/parades. because queer pride is for everyone and that includes queer minors. minors who can’t consent to seeing kink. there should not be people walking their half naked posters on leashes in front of children.
i don’t care if this hurts your feelings or comes across as “anti kink” (whatever that broad as hell term is supposed to mean) because the safety of children will always come before the feelings of kinksters sorry not sorry
this is just the stickbug meme in case you were feeling down
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