idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

...Oh

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

Every single one of you is a genius

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

just kill me

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.

The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.

It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.

Tag to this - the biggest secret is the Queen who runs the Kingdom’s spy network. It’s the envy of all the other Kingdoms around, and not a few nobles! Not ALL of the Kingdom’s Diplomats are spies. But many of their servants are. The Queen grew up as a neglected child, and she learned how servants are ignored, but who always know everything that goes on. Many of the spies are like the Queen - beautiful and seemingly vacuous. The sp[ies tend to have great fun, and also work closely with the Concubines

#everyone is furious when the king picks his bride #a minor princess! of a minor ally! she’s not even that pretty or smart or anything! #but at least when the king marries her he’ll have to get rid of his harem #or at the VERY LEAST stop FLAUNTING them everywhere #if nothing else her family will object to this insult to her honor

#BUT THEN

#somehow she’s befrIENDED THE CONCUBINES

#sometimes they follow HER around!! in public!! 

#the king and queen are  s h a r i n g  t h e  h a r e m

#never has the court been so furious and scandalized all at once #it’s a genuine shock to all of them when ten years later no one has even once tried to overthrow the royal family #(they’re wrong there have been no less than thirty attempted coups twelve of which nearly succeeded) #(but the harem and the spy network are VERY good at their jobs)

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.

The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.

It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.

Tag to this - the biggest secret is the Queen who runs the Kingdom’s spy network. It’s the envy of all the other Kingdoms around, and not a few nobles! Not ALL of the Kingdom’s Diplomats are spies. But many of their servants are. The Queen grew up as a neglected child, and she learned how servants are ignored, but who always know everything that goes on. Many of the spies are like the Queen - beautiful and seemingly vacuous. The sp[ies tend to have great fun, and also work closely with the Concubines

#everyone is furious when the king picks his bride #a minor princess! of a minor ally! she’s not even that pretty or smart or anything! #but at least when the king marries her he’ll have to get rid of his harem #or at the VERY LEAST stop FLAUNTING them everywhere #if nothing else her family will object to this insult to her honor

#BUT THEN

#somehow she’s befrIENDED THE CONCUBINES

#sometimes they follow HER around!! in public!! 

#the king and queen are  s h a r i n g  t h e  h a r e m

#never has the court been so furious and scandalized all at once #it’s a genuine shock to all of them when ten years later no one has even once tried to overthrow the royal family #(they’re wrong there have been no less than thirty attempted coups twelve of which nearly succeeded) #(but the harem and the spy network are VERY good at their jobs)

@thebibliosphere

The popsicle incident

"What are you doing, Deku-kun?" Ochako looks over her shoulder to notice the popsicle in Izuku's hand. "We can't eat those things inside the classroom!"

"I know, I know!" The boy blushes, looking around just to confirm that Aizawa hasn't arrived yet. Then he notices Iida scolding Mineta and Kaminari at the order side of the room and relaxes a little bit. "I haven't had breakfast yet. This is the first thing I grabbed."

Ochako sighs, trying to stop herself from saying something like "that's not food!" Or "make sure you eat something after class!" Like her mother would do. Instead, she takes a deep breath and nods.

"Finish it quickly, before Aizawa comes." She whispers and having no idea she's making a terrible mistake at the time.

There's always noise in their classroom, especially when there are no teachers around; Bakugo is the loudest of them all, always yelling or growling at one of their classmates. There's also the gossip and the ridiculous attempts at flirting that come from some of their non official couples.

BNHA fic recs for people who are caught up with the manga

i think this needs to exist. feel free to add on, god knows i need it lol

Stuck With You - While trying to pursue Izuku, Ochako gets stuck to him via a mishap with Mineta's quirk. (Featuring a grouchy, sleep deprived Izuku and a stubborn Ochako.)

Deja Vu - Waking up in his 15 year old body was the last thing Izuku could have expected to happen to him.

Getting blown up? Sure. Stabbed? Yeah. Having to stop an apocalypse? Usual Wednesday morning.

But fighting against his own nature to save those around him just to preserve his future? For once, he was completely out of his league.

And he couldn't punch his way out of this one.

Galaxies & Universes, Nebulae & More (Won’t You Let Me Show You It All?) - Izuku doesn’t understand why they want him back; he’ll just hurt them anyway.

Time Is A Powerful Tool - Midoriya Izuku is a normal teenager.

Stuck in an apocalypse, seeing dead people, fighting a super villian, dying, somehow going back in time.

Just your typical teenager stuff right?

Of ashes and moonlight - Tenko Shimura, later known as Tomura Shigaraki was raised by All for one as the perfect villain, an instrument of revenge against the number one hero, because only the number one villain of all time showed him any kind of compassion, when he needed it the most.

But what if someone got to him before All for one. What if Tenko learned the kindness of a single individual, before All for one took him in? How would that change everything going forward?

Tea in a bar - tldr; the LOV kidnapped Izuku while he was in the middle of getting dinner and much to their surprise Izuku is just tired and would rather simply enjoy some of Kurogiri's tea

i just wanna be with you (even if you don't feel the same) - a snippet of katsuki's thoughts at kamino ward during chapter 321.

take his hand - As he went to grab Izuku's hand, Katsuki realized he had no control. He watched in horror as he once again smacked Izuku's hand away. Those pretty green eyes filled with tears. Katsuki wanted to reach out, scream, apologize, anything.

Deku & Top Three Team-Up : In the Past!? - A mysterious Villain accosts the Top Three, after the War has ended.

His Quirk? Time-Travel.

His motivations? Understandable. All he wants is just to see his family alive and happy again, after the horror of the Rampage of Gigantomachia.

What better way than to send the Top Three Heroes back, to fix the problems that they created through their weaknesses?

Too bad Deku got sent back with them. Or is this a good thing? No one can actually tell.

Shared pain equals ... love?Shared pain equals ... love? - One and a half years have passed since Midoriya Izuku left UA to save Shigaraki and the world. The war has been over for half a year now, but the green haired boy that the entire class had adored still wasn't back. It was summer vacation of their third year, when Uraraka felt like she couldn't handle it anymore. She decides to finally turn to the one person she knew loved Deku just as much as she did; The one and only, Bakugo Katsuki.

A Collectors Rumination - Apparently there’s a new vigilante running around, so ragged and scraped up from battle that you wouldn’t even know he’s a hero. Honestly- She wonders what kind of a person you’d have to be to give heroics a try now.

Shattered Moon - “IZUKU MIDORIYA!" The stern yet unhinged voice of class A's resident rocker shook most of the class, along with the masked man they stood opposed to.

"Jirou, I'm not coming back." Deku quickly responded. "I'm not making any of you more of a target."

Aftermath - After Deku leaves, Katsuki only has a letter and a Diary as an explanation.

thats all i got for now folks please please please reblog with more additions i am in dire need of content after that latest chapter fr

Buggachat Bakery “Enemies” AU Masterlist

Cover

@buggachat

The Meeting: ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4 & ep5

Nino and Alya: ep6, ep7 & ep8

Nightmares: ep9, ep10 & ep11

Flashback 1: ep12

Kwamis: ep13

Home alone: ep14, ep15, ep16, ep17 & Flashback 2

Chloe and The Robbery: ep19, ep20, ep21 & ep22

Flashback 3: ep23

The Talk: ep24, ep25, ep26, ep27, ep28, ep29, ep30 & ep31

The Dream: ep32

The Ring: ep33, ep34, fanfic (someone wrote a fanfic for if ep34 had gone differently.)

DJWifi Strikes Again: ep35, ep36 & ep37

Wine Tasting: ep38, ep39, ep40, ep41, ep42, ep43, ep44, ep45, ep46, ep47, ep48, ep49, ep50 & ep51

Rain: ep52, ep53, ep54, ep55, ep56, ep57 & ep58

Sleepover: ep59, ep60, ep61, ep62, ep63, ep64, ep65, ep66, ep67, ep68 & ep69

More coming soon!!!!!

Todoroki: We need to distract these guys

Kaminari : Leave it to me

Kaminari : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Iida, bakugo and Midoriya, *Immediately begin arguing*

Kirishima watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount. 

And they say there’s no honour among thieves.

There’s honour among honourable thieves. A thief is still a person, with the capability for good and bad, just like everyone else. The moment someone assumes either good or bad of someone, they perpetuate that belief into reality. 

Never been a big part of this myself but I approve and shall pass it on

Gonna use these cheat codes when I’m broke and on the streets @travalerray

Good luck with that

If you’re white, realize that Black people are more closely monitored than white people in stores and use that privilege.

-far

I forgot to add this last night. Don’t steal from Target. They’ll let you get away with the theft until they have enough to charge you with a felony, they keep track with what you steal between stores, and they have the most proficient loss prevention systems.

-fae

hi yeah reading the article and WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

the cure to self-sabotage is to anchor yourself to the universal truth that you are worth it. you are worth the effort. you are worth the difficulty, you are worth the time, you are worth the consideration. there is never a point in your life, in time itself, that you are not worth it. return to this truth when you feel yourself slipping. do not let it go.

why do we romanticize everything except healthy marriage

THE TEA IS HOT IN THE TAGS

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

Had to reblog for that last one oml

Canon: This is a kids show

Fanon: Hate to break it to you,

Canon: they hate each other and cant stand each other`s company

Fanfic:  thEY MET  AT NIGHT AND MADE OUT BECAUSE OF THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THEM

sleeptalking todoroki hc/scenario

- after a couple months of living in the dorms the class learned that todoroki talks in his sleep

- they first heard it midday on a Saturday

- a large group was studying together in the common area and todoroki had laid his head down on the table using his crossed arms as a pillow

- everyone figured he was just resting his eyes and didn’t really think twice about it at first

- but then he just

- didn’t move for 15 minutes

- the normal rigid tension in his shoulders and face slowly released and his mouth parted slightly

- his cheek was squished up against his arm and he looked much younger than usual, almost childlike

- his breathing deepened and slowed

- his classmates didn’t say anything about it but they met each other’s eyes across the table with small, knowing smiles

- none of them had seen todoroki sleep this close before

- and it was pretty adorable

- so they all silently agreed to lower their voices to preserve the preciousness of the moment

- but then after about ten more minutes

- a voice broke through the whispers

- “wait.”

- necks snapped toward the direction of the voice

- it was todoroki

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Can todoroki get a break??? The poor boy saved his half dead friends and father from falling to their death, finds out his thought-to-be-dead brother is alive, wanted to kill him and most likely still does and his family trauma gets exposed to the world all in and hour??? The poor boy is probably on the verge of a mental breakdown, someone save him...

The League of Villains: is straight up dying

Dabi:

Looks like we were both right. 

BNHA chapter 290 reactions

Oh boy, just when I was saying that such a long arc was eroding my ability to hype myself…

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I still think the homoerotic tension between dabi and hawks was real but like hawks was just seconds away from calling him a slur and giving up on the plan entirely