1. You're the West Village
2. Me! Out now (on Lesbian Visibility Day)
3. I came straight from Rome
4. Female ballet dancer trying to get to Taylor in Lover performance
5. I want to thank my boyfriend Adam
6. Snuck in through the garden gate
7. They're all wearing these robes btw, it's like an actual fantasy
8. Emily, I feel like our relationship got to the next level
9. Our secret moments in a crowded room, they got no idea about me and you
10. Taylor tagged as a daisy // now I'm your daisy
11. I like women, particularly gay women
12. Your eyes are really blue... damn it, did I blink?
13. The number thirteen
14. Fell down the rabbit hole URL
15. I don't want you like a best friend
16. Got drunk and made fun of the way you talk
17. The Male Perspective™
18. My E-e-e-e, she's my friend now
19. You say you wanted me, but you're sleeping with him
20. Wear you like a necklace
21. Something happens when everybody finds out
22. She's a queen, selling dreams, selling makeup and magazines
23. Allegedly
24. I left a note on the door with a joke we made
25. She's a crook who got caught
26. Women secretly touching hands in "The Man" MV
27. "Honey" in Taylor's playlist
28. Orange Girl™
29. The shape of your name still spells out pain
30. I loved you in secret
31. "Breathe" = platonic friendship song
32. Everybody's watching her but she's looking at you
33. And that's the thing about illicit affairs
34. Thirteenth person to walk out in VSFS // thirteenth person in "Bad Blood" MV
35. My man and I've been through a lot together
36. The Eye Theory™
37. Glass shattered on the white cloth, everybody moved on
38. She's got shiny abs
39. You wear the same jewels that I gave you as you bury me
40. Middle name Joseph
41. Exile as single on August third
42. Gave me the blues and then purple-pink skies
43. Love locked down
44. When you talk to me like I'm your friend Diana, I'm not Diana
45. On the way home
46. Betty, will you kiss me?
47. And you can want who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls
48. Relax - I'll try
49. That she never loved me
50. I like a cup of Joe in the morning
51. My girl
52. I grew a beard to be taken seriously as a producer at the Grammy's
53. That's the price I paid for seven years in heaven
54. Have a great summer knowing how disgustingly beautiful you are
55. Gay pride is what makes me me
56. I'd fall from grace just to touch your face
57. It shouldn't be a big deal who you love
58. Karlie filming Taylor performing "Dress"
59. I wanna kiss a girl
60. That's fine, I'll tell mine that you're gaaaay
61. I've tried ×2
62. "She's my sunshine" in Taylor's playlist
63. Or hide in the closet
64. Kissgate
65. A lifetime of adventures together
66. Riptide cover
67. Fifth person in the dive bar
68. Every gender neutral interview (person, they/them)
69. Are you gonna get a beard like Taylor Swift?
70. Angel boyfriend of one year
71. Watching Karlie watch Taylor during this moment of Taylor watching Karlie was everything
72. Shade never made anybody less gay
73. That was my first girl kiss
74. I am obsessed with you. If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of Kelsey.
75. Dancing in your Levi's
76. When I walked up to the podium I think that I forgot to say your name
77. We're both normal girls™
78. As a birthday present from the media
79. I get mystified by how this city screams your name
80. I want her midnights
81. Like I'm not your favorite town, I'm New York City
82. Your kitchen or mine?
83. The girl in my story has always been you
84. August slipped away
85. You're so gorgeous, it's hard to talk to you
86. IMPo0RtaNt™
87. The skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up
88. Let's show our pride
89. Staying friends would iron it out so nice
90. Josh's playlist
91. If that's you, pad yourself on the back, I love you so much
92. (Pisces) (Male) (Producer)
93. I don't like a gold rush
94. I can't dare to dream about you anymore
95. Now you try on calling me baby like trying on clothes
96. Sorry for not making you my center fold
97. Gay texan picture
98. It's new, the shape of your body
99. Now she's hiding in a closet. Now she's locked in that closet.

• We were both young when I first saw you
• I close my eyes and the flashback starts
• I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air
• See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
• See you make your way through the crowd and say, "Hello"
• Little did I know
• That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
• And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
• And I was crying on the staircase
• Begging you, "Please don't go," and I said
• Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
• I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
• You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
• It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes"
• So I sneak out to the garden to see you
• We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
• So close your eyes
• Escape this town for a little while
• Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
• And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
• But you were everything to me
• I was begging you, "Please don't go," and I said
• Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
• I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
• You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
• It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes"
• Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel
• This love is difficult, but it's real
• Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
• It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes"
• And I got tired of waiting
• Wondering if you were ever coming around
• My faith in you was fading
• When I met you on the outskirts of town
• And I said, "Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone
• I keep waiting for you, but you never come
• Is this in my head? I don't know what to think"
• He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring, and said
• "Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
• I love you and that's all I really know
• I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
• It's a love story, baby, just say 'Yes'"

• It’s coming later this year (October 2020 if I’m not mistaken), so you gonna have to wait for it a bit. I decided to include it anyway, cause I want more people to know about it ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

• I’m not a big fan of it (be it anime or manga), but many people liked it, so give it a shot.

• (*￣3￣)╭  ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

• This thing… oh, Gods, this thing… It’s overall a good anime, but you’re not gonna like the ending. 

• Don’t overthink this. Just go with the flow. Wish it had more seasons, tho, cause manga gets way better later. There’s still hope, I guess.

• Amazing show, but be wary of this one episode that will scare the living hell out of you. 

• The movie came out this year, I think. Personally I liked manga better. 

• It’s considered classic among your fans, but being honest with you I goddamn hated it. That one guy getting in the way was infuriating. 

• Why suffer with Annoying Dude Getting In The Way Of OTP, when you can watch Kase-san instead? It’s everything you need from yuri anime. It’s fluffy, warm and just *chef’s kiss* (ᵔᴥᵔ)

• I love this movie. I’m in love with it’s visuals, music, story, everything. Would recommend having tissue box somewhere near.

• You shouldn’t watch this unless you’re thick-skinned asshole who’s really hard to offend (like me), cause you will definitely not enjoy this. It’s this coarse satire that should be watched without doing much thinking. Has some great OP/ED songs.  

• This would be awesome IF ONLY some plot points didn’t exist. You should give it a try, cause main couple has really great domestic lesbians theme going on, BUT there’re some problematic things. So just lets pretend that some things in this show never happened. Yeah.

• Seen the show, read manga and with every second watched and every page red I kept asking myself why the fuck am I doing this to myself. It’s like “everything wrong with yuri in anime/manga” in one title. 

• Will turn your brain into pudding when you try to figure out wtf is going on. And where those cars come from. And why is there a car wash… But unlike it’s predecessor (show Utena) it doesn’t fuck around and straight up gives you The Gay.  

• Gore. Long episodes - 45min each. Dark. Still have to finish this, so I can’t tell you more for now.

• They kiss a lot. A Lot.

• It’s fun to watch, but sadly ends right before the story really kicks in. Manga is better, but it’s still worth to watch, preferably before reading manga.

• Very gay gals flying on huge guns.  

• It’s a classic. It’s this bunch of overly dramatic lesbians locked together in a catholic school. If you grew up on telenovelas like me, you gonna love it. 

• Episodes that last about 3 min and make it nearly impossible to see anything. But it’s very ecchi. And very gay. There’s also a manga.

• Some people hate it, some people love it. I’m the latter. It’s very abstract, but I really enjoyed it. You gonna like it if you liked Utena. 

• （╯°□°）╯TOSHINO KYOKO!!!! First 2 seasons are comedic gold, then it’s less funny since other studio has taken over, but it’s still funny show to watch when you have a bad day. 

• taco,taco, taco-su oiishi taco-su iketeru taco-su a Ami-igo ta-co-su ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ  Aside from that goddamn song that will imprint itself on your brain for eternity, this show has one of the healthiest yuri couple in whole anime world. 

• Silly show with dramatic lesbian screaming about her love for a girl from Idol group. Because of some plot point I’m not really sure if it’s the romantic kind of love, however.

• This is one of my favorite shows out there. There’s a lot of myths and folklore stories and I, for one, love it.  

• Listen, this is classic. It has all that all-girls catholic school where apparently everyone is gay for their senpais. No kisses or anything (some lewd h*nd h*lding at most), but it was 2004 and some of you weren’t ever born yet. Gays had it harder back then. Still it’s borderline impossible not to see them as a very lesbian lesbians.

• This show is.. fine. It’s okay. You gonna watch it and forget about it the same day.

• Cute show about a school girl and vampire girl living together. it’s just fun to watch.

• This thing is borderline “will queerbait you into oblivion”, but there’re some things that I find difficult to dismiss as just platonic gals beint absolutely not in love pals. Also I wish there was some all-women game dev company, I’d sell my soul to work there.  

• Steampunk lesbians! YEAH!

• Magical Girl: Prepare to Cry Edition. This is a must-watch, but prepare yourself for existential crisis and crying your eyeballs out. Homura is the best! 

• Less mindfucky than Adolescence Mokushiroku, but at the same time, they are more shy with Utena and Anthy being in love with each other. A lot of sword fighting, BADASS sword fighting.  

• This is so dumb that it stops being dumb and become funny instead. Not much of yuri action, but you have girls with guns, so I know at least some of you will be interested ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Mahjong Lesbians

• Being able to put Violet Evergarden movie on a goddamn YURI list is like a dream. There’s no real gay couple or anything, but Violet goes to all-girls school and makes everyone question their sexuality. In the book it’s confirmed that Isabella is in love with Violet, so it’s the only reason it’s not on the “will queerbait you into oblivion list”. Nevertheless, first half is so fucking gay that I have no words to describe it. The other half is your typical “I can’t see cause I’m crying” Violet Evergarden. 

• The level of queerbait this show pulled should be illegal.

• Do I even have to say anything?

• It’s coming later this year (October 2020 if I’m not mistaken), so you gonna have to wait for it a bit. I decided to include it anyway, cause I want more people to know about it ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

• I’m not a big fan of it (be it anime or manga), but many people liked it, so give it a shot.

• (*￣3￣)╭  ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

• This thing… oh, Gods, this thing… It’s overall a good anime, but you’re not gonna like the ending. 

• Don’t overthink this. Just go with the flow. Wish it had more seasons, tho, cause manga gets way better later. There’s still hope, I guess.

• Amazing show, but be wary of this one episode that will scare the living hell out of you. 

• The movie came out this year, I think. Personally I liked manga better. 

• It’s considered classic among your fans, but being honest with you I goddamn hated it. That one guy getting in the way was infuriating. 

• Why suffer with Annoying Dude Getting In The Way Of OTP, when you can watch Kase-san instead? It’s everything you need from yuri anime. It’s fluffy, warm and just *chef’s kiss* (ᵔᴥᵔ)

• I love this movie. I’m in love with it’s visuals, music, story, everything. Would recommend having tissue box somewhere near.

• You shouldn’t watch this unless you’re thick-skinned asshole who’s really hard to offend (like me), cause you will definitely not enjoy this. It’s this coarse satire that should be watched without doing much thinking. Has some great OP/ED songs.  

• This would be awesome IF ONLY some plot points didn’t exist. You should give it a try, cause main couple has really great domestic lesbians theme going on, BUT there’re some problematic things. So just lets pretend that some things in this show never happened. Yeah.

• Seen the show, read manga and with every second watched and every page red I kept asking myself why the fuck am I doing this to myself. It’s like “everything wrong with yuri in anime/manga” in one title. 

• Will turn your brain into pudding when you try to figure out wtf is going on. And where those cars come from. And why is there a car wash… But unlike it’s predecessor (show Utena) it doesn’t fuck around and straight up gives you The Gay.  

• Gore. Long episodes - 45min each. Dark. Still have to finish this, so I can’t tell you more for now.

• They kiss a lot. A Lot.

• It’s fun to watch, but sadly ends right before the story really kicks in. Manga is better, but it’s still worth to watch, preferably before reading manga.

• Very gay gals flying on huge guns.  

• It’s a classic. It’s this bunch of overly dramatic lesbians locked together in a catholic school. If you grew up on telenovelas like me, you gonna love it. 

• Episodes that last about 3 min and make it nearly impossible to see anything. But it’s very ecchi. And very gay. There’s also a manga.

• Some people hate it, some people love it. I’m the latter. It’s very abstract, but I really enjoyed it. You gonna like it if you liked Utena. 

• （╯°□°）╯TOSHINO KYOKO!!!! First 2 seasons are comedic gold, then it’s less funny since other studio has taken over, but it’s still funny show to watch when you have a bad day. 

• taco,taco, taco-su oiishi taco-su iketeru taco-su a Ami-igo ta-co-su ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ  Aside from that goddamn song that will imprint itself on your brain for eternity, this show has one of the healthiest yuri couple in whole anime world. 

• Silly show with dramatic lesbian screaming about her love for a girl from Idol group. Because of some plot point I’m not really sure if it’s the romantic kind of love, however.

• This is one of my favorite shows out there. There’s a lot of myths and folklore stories and I, for one, love it.  

• Listen, this is classic. It has all that all-girls catholic school where apparently everyone is gay for their senpais. No kisses or anything (some lewd h*nd h*lding at most), but it was 2004 and some of you weren’t ever born yet. Gays had it harder back then. Still it’s borderline impossible not to see them as a very lesbian lesbians.

• This show is.. fine. It’s okay. You gonna watch it and forget about it the same day.

• Cute show about a school girl and vampire girl living together. it’s just fun to watch.

• This thing is borderline “will queerbait you into oblivion”, but there’re some things that I find difficult to dismiss as just platonic gals beint absolutely not in love pals. Also I wish there was some all-women game dev company, I’d sell my soul to work there.  

• Steampunk lesbians! YEAH!

• Magical Girl: Prepare to Cry Edition. This is a must-watch, but prepare yourself for existential crisis and crying your eyeballs out. Homura is the best! 

• Less mindfucky than Adolescence Mokushiroku, but at the same time, they are more shy with Utena and Anthy being in love with each other. A lot of sword fighting, BADASS sword fighting.  

• This is so dumb that it stops being dumb and become funny instead. Not much of yuri action, but you have girls with guns, so I know at least some of you will be interested ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Mahjong Lesbians

• Being able to put Violet Evergarden movie on a goddamn YURI list is like a dream. There’s no real gay couple or anything, but Violet goes to all-girls school and makes everyone question their sexuality. In the book it’s confirmed that Isabella is in love with Violet, so it’s the only reason it’s not on the “will queerbait you into oblivion list”. Nevertheless, first half is so fucking gay that I have no words to describe it. The other half is your typical “I can’t see cause I’m crying” Violet Evergarden. 

• The level of queerbait this show pulled should be illegal.

• Do I even have to say anything?

And the old widow goes to the stone every day But I don’t, I just sit here and wait Grieving for the living

Oh, goddamn My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand Taking mine, but it’s been promised to another Oh, I can’t Stop you putting roots in my dreamland My house of stone, your ivy grows And now I’m covered in you

I wish to know The fatal flaw that makes you long to be Magnificently cursed

He’s in the room Your opal eyes are all I wish to see He wants what’s only yours

What would he do if he found us out?

He’s gonna burn this house to the ground How’s one to know? I’d live and die for moments that we stole On begged and borrowed time So tell me to run Or dare to sit and watch what we’ll become And drink my husband’s wine

So yeah, it’s a war It’s the goddamn fight of my life