Things i want should not cost more that $15
controversial writing tip
open a document and start writing
unrealistic. blocked,
Don't ever say some shit to me like it's a dog eat dog world. I honestly think it's bad when dogs do that to each other
It is may 29th, 1453. You are Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror, and you have just taken the city of Constantinople. You’ve been scaring the daylights out of the Christian world for a while now, but now you’ve really gone and done it. Your little jaunt through Asia Minor is causing a bunch of greek theologians to pull up and run further west into europe. The catholic church already has their hands full with a whole mess of internal conflicts. You wonder how they’re gonna handle this influx of new ideas. Sure would be a shame if you accidentally contributed to some sort of protestant reformation or something. You can’t think about that right now though, you’ve got to think of a better name for your cool new city.
Meanwhile, back in the Catholic Church, a sin is being committed. A sin so grievous and dangerous that it will eventually tear the Christian world as we know it in two: people are translating the Bible into dutch.
stopped reading there

LATER LOSERS LMFAOOO
“I will always care for you, even if we’re not together and even if we’re far, far away from each other.”
— Unknown
does anybody else’s life go up in flames whenever august hits or is it just a me thing
.... .enoz cihtneb eht ni gniod uoy ekil remils ylevol a stahw .... aaaaohw
whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....
Frida Kahlo, from The Diary of Frida Kahlo: An Intimate Self-Portrait





