hetero for hockey

men don’t tap dance with a little tophat and a cane like they used to

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

Here you are sweetheart. Sorry I’m late, I was looking everywhere for you.

Zukka Howl’s moving castle au ✨

jin: army i love you, alabyu (i love you)

hobi: army i love you, alabyu (i love you)

WE LOVE YOU TOO

“lets run harder this year” 😭😭😭😭 WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU OK

 ASLKASKLASK

lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant

Sometimes a monarchy is just a gay guy and his emotional support mean lesbians

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

okay so are the beekeepers who wear protective gear just weak or are these bees tame or is there some wild bee magic I'm unaware of

Looks like she's gassed them

the bees were smoking a blunt with that bitch

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

Bro... bro what if we kissed 😳😳,, inside of a shopping cart going at 100mph 🛒💨 ,,, and crashed into a wall💥 and we’re both boys 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Bear vibing in a river ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃

#suddenly something has become very clear

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program