how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

Omfg Troye I can’t even explain how much I am laughing rn

i wonder if ill ever go a day without completely embarrassing myself

Call it a friendship, call it a relationship, it doesn’t matter. This is love. Just look at them. 

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

Lindos (1)

I can’t hear you over the cuteness

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

So these are the latest 5sos selfies

One of these is unlike the others. :P

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

Robert Patterson

one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Leaving the house without a jacket like 

and then going out and ending up like 

Kids Of Gay Parents Speak Out

This is a must see.

when someone really cute calls you cute first