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Hiya! =D

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nina 33 ☿ berlin
no weirdos pls
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Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

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It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

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every time this post goes around some german potato fuck makes a smart alec comment about how Well Actually the park closed a couple years before the coke stuff happened. Do you think that maybe it is at all possible that the guy’s long prison sentence got in the way of a timely liquidation of assets. Shut the fuck up bitte 🛂

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(Trying to cheer up a democrat) what about trump huh? Isnt he so orange)

Democrat (smiling through tears) y-yes…like a Cheeto :’)

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Saw a B-53 today (American hydrogen bomb, 9 megaton TNT equivalent). I touched the arming switch when nobody was looking

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Saw a B-53 today (American hydrogen bomb, 9 megaton TNT equivalent). I touched the arming switch when nobody was looking

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sorry i stole this from a hypno kink blog but i want to go back in time and show this image to freud. i think he would love it

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Well I love it, if that’s any consolation

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reddit.com/r/lost/new

🆘r/lost posted by u/SoulfulWanderings 18 minutes ago ⬆️-12⬇️

Does anyone now where i am

[streets] [nights]

hi so i do not now where i am and i would like to if any one can help me. i am 8 years old and this is the my third time getting lost. i dont know my way home and it is is very dark. thank you

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🦸‍♂️ HurleysHeros 9min ago can you seriously get off our sub THIS IS FOR POSTING ABOUT THE TV SHOW LOST TAKE YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE ⬆️6⬇️ ☠️ GhostlyGrabba 18min ago i will find you there. very soon. ⬆️2⬇️ 👦 myshoolisawesome1234 6min ago hi i m lost 2 ⬆️-3⬇️

☠️ GhostlyGrabba 5min ago i will find you there. very soon. ⬆️1⬇️
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all throughout his puppyhood, i told Churchgrim that if he listened, and learned to be very well behaved, that he would be allowed to go places with people, and that the rewards would be wonderful beyond his wildest imagining. and today, at his second barbeque of the weekend, being fed bits of marinated short ribs and called "handsome" by a nice man he just met, i think he finally understands what i was talking about. all his good boy chickens are finally coming home to roost.