A little bit of everything, I guess

anxious leo, '98

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rayshippouuchiha

Anonymous asked:

You've........ done a few posts about Palpatine having sex to have a child who created Rey. But has it been said that he had sex? Considering Star Wars is Sci-Fi couldn't it have been IVF?

rayshippouuchiha answered:

No.

Considering that Padme canon died from a “broke heart” during childbirth or whatever shit explanation was given for ice-boxing her I absolutely refuse to believe that Palpatine did anything to get a child that wasn’t absolutely fucking someone and I don’t care what anyone or the novelization has to say about it.

Sheev Palpatine fucked. He took some poor woman to pound town. He laid some space pipe. Palpatine spread his man mayonnaise all over some woman’s flat bread. He went balls deep in some lady’s sarlacc pit, hit her with the real force lightning, set up shop in space’s bone bayou.

And that’s that on that.

#humorous #star wars #this is my favourite post on this hellsite

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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

BRING HIM BACK

#video #humorous #cats

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This panic happens like every few months.

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marxism-transgenderism

Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

marxism-transgenderism

Finally someone who gets me

official-boob-posts

official boob post

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only-tiktoks

blackwoolncrown

THE FINISHED INNER SEAMS WTF??????? Y'ALL WERE GETTING FINISHED EDGES????

#video #Oh fuck that #I'm going shopping with my dad from now on and I'm getting the same jeans model as him from now on

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kimi antonelli leading the race for 15 laps

#humorous #am I into f1? Not all that much. Is my little sister So Into It? Yes. Yes she is #Also! Everytime I hear her go “do you know what Kimi did?!” i go “Kimi Raikkonen??? He still driving?????”

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iloveyoudubstep444ever

September 11th hair by xamdl4

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me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

your-nonbinary-pal

time for people to do the funniest thing ever

Do not.

Reblogged mock-speed

#If i drink its mostly at social events #And i don't really go out all that much #So a couple times a year? It's mostly a glass of wine at birthday dinners for me #Or an occasional celebratory martini at the end of term #Also! There are some drinks leading up to and on the day of New Years Eve #Not much after but yeah #no tags

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pansexualjamestkirk

Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’

captainlordauditor

#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and he’s eagerly like ‘did elizabeth have a message for me?!’ #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #’…she said jack is teaching your son to shoot’ #‘oh god no’ says davy jones

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

Amtrak Orgasms are just incredibly underfunded and have to stop because the freight trains own the tracks and are going incredibly slow

#humorous #orgasm like a Polish InterCity train: 50/50 chance of it being delayed or being called off #Update: MY TRAIN IS DELAYED BY 15 MINUTES!!!

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Anonymous asked:

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

xenasaur answered:

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

what if I couldn't take it anymore?

ittybittytatertot

Reminder to just say masturbation, sex, vagina, penis, menstruation, fuck, death, kill, boobs, dyke, faggot, etc. like a real adult.

reminder to everyone who doesnt use tiktok: you dont actually get banned for saying these words, people do this to evade others' tag blockers.

a lot of users DONT want to see this kind of post, so people censor and change words around to get put on peoples "for you" page even if they have been marked as "not interested". this is part of why it can get really difficult to find posts you actually like on tiktok, is because the algorithm is really bad at guessing that these posts are not actually about "self care". the creators of these posts are hoping they get forced in front of people who want to see something else.

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

Oh that's way worse than what I'd been led to believe was happening

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished

Reblogged mock-speed

So the airbase has a commander whose name is Sergeant. His rank is Lieutenant Colonel and his office is, of course, private.

this is even better than Major Major in Catch-22

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icantspellthings

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

#humorous #so true