do the bridge four windrunners really have those luscious sculpted calves or not lets get into it. theres no way that, even with rocks stew, anyone from bridge four was getting sufficient nutrition for hypertrophy under sadeas' rule. i love Ripped Kal as much as the next girl but bridge running was his stealth build era sorry. and you just KNOW every windrunner is skipping leg day
One time a friend told me that Kaladin actually has the world's most disappointingly flat ass and I think he might be right. It's such a sad headcanon but it's so true. He floats everywhere. What does he need an ass for
I mean, Investiture shapes you into the self you see yourself as so maybe Kaladin sees himself with a fat ass. 🤷
Not to mention, muscles don't disappear that fast. I still have biceps from the packing part of my job before I started doing data entry. That was over a year ago. Hell, I still have biking calves from when I was a kid. They're just fatter. iirc I think the same thing happens to ballet kids, too. When muscles are trained to accommodate a specific movement for a long enough time, it changes the shape of your muscles for life, even if there's muscle atrophy.
It would also be weird if they didn't do ground drills in the case of Stormlight... deficiency?
And FINALLY... my last argument for buff/fatass Kaladin is this: no matter how accustomed one might be, you are ABSOLUTELY clenching that ass while flying.
The Ass Is Fat, Your Honor.
