Bede: I am a powerful, unstoppable elite Trainer.
Gloria: You named your Solosis "Bubble Tea".
Bede: YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT
Gladion: parent figure that threw you to the side in pursuit of a seemingly noble goal involving a weird overworldly Pokemon?
Bede: *sighs* Yes
Gladion: You can sit next to Silver
Silver: *waves*
“Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
-Bede
I was chatting about a future AU about pkmn swsh with a friend and all of this accidentally appeared on my paper…
Pokémon Sw/Sh Characters Ages Headcanons
Milo: 23
Nessa: 20
Kabu: 50
Bea: 14
Allister: 12
Opal: 16, duh
Gordie: 28
Melony: 45
Piers: 25
Raihan: 24
Leon: 26
Sonia: 25
Victor/Gloria: 15
Hop: 15
Marnie: 14
Bede: 16
Rose: 38
Oleana: 34
Prof Magnolia: 70
based on a tweet i saw
he would say this
He'd totally say this
(Me after defeating Bede for the 10th time in one day ‘cause i keep calling him out to fight me in Wyndon)
actual dialogue:
Bede would be the type of guy that would outwardly despise headpats but inwardly wish they would keep on with the headpats.
Bede: Touch me one more time and I kill you
Protag: *stops*
Bede: No wait--
“YoU cOuLd FoCuS iF yOu MaDe It ImPoRtAnT tO yOu”
-every adult ever
My mom: You really need to start figuring out your priorities
Me (in my head): My priorities or yours
thewhiteraven73-deactivated2020
Dude, I know how that feels...
fiveheaded-drunk-god-deactivate
some ADHD things (?)
(can also be autism or borderline things)
- having a single word stuck in your head
- either having a new intense obsession every week or obsessing over something for the next 1-2 years
- getting really pissed when someone tells you about plans that involve you the day right before the event instead of at least four days prior
- concentrating? what is that?
- not being able to listen to someone because your brain is focusing on that one noise in the background
- daydreaming tm
- feeling so hurt by criticism you either get send into self-hate-zone or let’s-not-talk-to-that-bad-person-ever-again-zone
- “I don’t know”
- doing 5 things at the same time because how else are you supposed to do anything ever?
- talking too loudly without noticing
- not being able to tell if you’re sad or just bored
- when that one person you’re weirdly attached to and whose approval you’re dependant on makes a mean joke or acts a bit cold towards you you want to fucking die
- people telling you to calm down tm
- the mood swings
- wait.. your brain is supposed to remember stuff??
- going through an identity crisis and wanting to change your whole personality every few weeks
- not knowing who you are and what you’re like for the majority of your life
- either listening to the same song for 5 hours straight or listening to the first minute of every song that comes on during shuffle
- fidgetting with pens, playing with your hair or bouncing your legs during school or when you’re trying to do homework
adhd things
- sitting down to do work and suddenly it’s been an hour and you still haven’t done anything - only being able to watch 30 seconds of a youtube video before moving on to the next one that looks interesting - what did i need from my bedroom again? - why did i just unlock my phone? what did i need to do? - (also unlocking your phone and getting distracted by 30 other things and not doing what you set out to do) - there isn’t this one specific easy to make thing in the fridge so i guess i can’t eat - this paragraph is too long and all the words are blending together - “stop bouncing your leg it’s annoying” - “but everyone does [insert symptom here]”
My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons
momnar
It’s perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.
thatrandoshit
The spoon theory for anyone who didn’t know it (like me)
Never seen this before but found it very eye-opening.
That feeling when you’re hyperfocusing on something hardcore and someone is trying to drag you out of it.
Pure rage.