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Id like to show you all something.

Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!

But wait, the icing on the cake…

…really? Do i need even say anything.

since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

kill “cringe culture” and replace it with “healthy amount of shame culture”.

eg: leave kids who like undertale alone but let’s keep societal shame a necessary thing so that we don’t end up with greasy 21 y/o boys who walk their girlfriends around on leashes in public lol

I support this so hard because I remember being the cringey emo kid that did shit like dye my hair red, draw video game stuff and just being a fucking dork but I was enjoying myself

but I also remember one of my childhood friend’s boyfriends when we were all like, 18 and 19 

and he claimed, out loud using his god damn flesh and blood mouth to speak these curses at us, that he had multiple personality disorder 

and that one of those personalities was a japanese woman who was a complete slut

and another one of those personalities was an actual literal lion dragon fursona, whose name was the japanese word for dragon 

but here’s what’s beautiful about that

because I remember being so fucking baffled, reeling from these fucking words that were violently hurled at me within the first fifteen minutes of meeting this guy 

especially after he mentioned the last part, because I asked him “Oh? What is it?” because I could already see him grinning smugly, because he knew what the japanese word for dragon was

I mean, I did too, I was a Street Fighter kid, I fucking knew the word Ryu 

but he looks me dead in the eye, cocksure and arrogant, and says “do-ra-gon-u”

doragonu 

it was just how a japanese person would pronounce the english word dragon

and that’s why we need societal shame because if that kind of shit can come out of the average public school life in america where bullying is rampant 

what the FUCK is going to come out of a societal ecosystem where this batshit fucking clownshoes bonkers son of a bitch didn’t catch shit for saying the words “Oh yes, the japanese woman’s form of my mind’s all seeing eye is quite busty. We might even believe they’re bigger than my girlfriend’s considerable bust.” with a blatantly put on deepened teenager trying to sound like an anime villain voice 

which was a real fucking thing he said

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

  • a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
  • wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
  • they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
  • a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
  • a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
  • if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
  • young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
  • letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

I wanna know who did this research.

well, i did!

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Does anyone remember the time George H.W. Bush puked all over the Japanese prime minister’s lap???

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Barbara Bush trying to protect the grace that the Bush family never had to begin with

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YES

hey guys just wanted to let you know i might die updates soon

so: a huge earthquake just hit my area and my stuff is sort of screwed. there’s a gas leak in my house and we got a lot of damage, and on top of that there’s a tsunami coming, but we’re headed to high ground so i’ll be physically safe

my family is safe but we had to shut off our gas and our heat, which. isn’t ideal in an alaskan winter but we still have electricity. our house is standing but there’s structural damage and our chimney literally fell off to somewhere?? it’s one of those little pipe ones so we haven’t found it but it means we’re getting a lot of cold air. it’ll be a while before the government gives us money to make sure our house doesn’t fall apart if they do at all. in the meantime we need to get some more blankets and maybe one of those plug in heaters? uhhh. things are pretty screwed up in my city right now. lots of bridges and roads are looking like this:

if you guys wanna send me some money for supplies while we figure out how to get heat back that would be pretty good, i know i’ve been making a lot of donation posts recently but i didn’t get enough to hold us over after getting hit this hard

another update: the city no longer has water and power… we need money for bottled water and i don’t know what else. i’m scared as hell right now because people are saying we might get an even bigger aftershock

if you reblog the todd howard version of this, idk youre not smart

Care to explain who this guy is then? I’m sure he’s Howard’s boss or something and actually more culpable but without context he just looks like some white guy I’d run into at Autozone

It’s Pete Hines, who is in every Bethesda presentation so it’s hard to believe you don’t know him. He’s the vice president of Bethesda, and head of PR relations and marketing. So he deals with every business oriented thing, while Todd is an executive game director and producer, who doesn’t involve himself much in the corporate side I’m sure.

I would say Pete Hines is more culpable and at fault for the mess regarding refunds of 76, the nylon bag issue of the power armor edition. And So On.

If you want to continue to rag on Todd, at least realize who’s more in charge because it isn’t him. It’s Pete.

I recently found out that The Angry Video Game Nerd is surprisingly popular in Japan. His reviews get subbed, are thrown on NicoNico, and he’s earned somewhat of a cult following over there from it. There’s a Pixiv tag for fan-art and everything.

It’s just like Gamecenter CX over here. I love it.

I guess Japan is interested in watching an angry American swear and yell at bad video games, and we’re interested in watching a calm middle aged Japanese guy who is horrible at video games play really difficult ones for hours and hours on end because he’s forced to. I guess?

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no fucking way

lest we forget….

Source: pixiv.net

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

me: ??????

me:

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

Pikachu is a bad pokemon because he didn’t help sonic in sonic adventure