maximum bean capacity

I just wanted to pick up some fruits come on 😭

I love hearing people go into a genuine, uncontrollable laughing fit. It brightens my soul in a manner I can't explain.

A bunch of us used to get together at one friend’s apartment on the weekends and she’d have her window open and she said her neighbour once wistfully told her “you always sound like you girls are having such fun. i listen for your laughing on sundays”

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

How to catch a horse

Turns out that in real life it’s not just the tiny skinny ones who end up actually being trans women. Sometimes it’s the people who are built like linebackers, the people so tall they develop back issues hunching over from trying not to be the biggest person in the room, the people who can’t even find well-fitting clothing at big and tall stores, the people who “thigh-highs” barely go above the knee, the people with broad shoulders and high hairlines that bangs can’t hide. And yes a lot of these features aren’t seen as feminine or cute or beautiful. I’m sorry that I resemble stereotypical transphobic caricatures a bit too closely, and I’m sorry that acknowledging the existence of people that look like me might make getting trans acceptance from cis people a lot harder. But frankly I’m one of the lucky ones who realized things before I started balding, one of the lucky ones who has many years of youth spent taking hormones in my future to somewhat alleviate the problems that make me hate my own body. And I don’t think any of these issues makes me or anyone else less of a woman, and if no one else wants to even try to depict people like us in a flattering manner then I’ll do my damnedest to do it myself

To everyone who used this post as an excuse to say “Awooga big women 👀” in the tags please read the fucking room

I get the feeling that dealing with Ron is the closest this game puts you to being in the shoes of an actual public defender

by which I mean "your client seems determined to get himself killed and brag about every damn fool thing he ever did, and half of your job is just getting him to keep his mouth shut"

"First you tell me he built a car and then AC130! And now you're telling me the Hero can now drive-

"Rocks..."

Zonai Jelly Sandwich

He's had worse

Giving Zeus burnt offerings until he gives me power over the rain so that I can direct the falling droplets to depict the iconic "Bad Apple" music video from the Touhou franchise

Once when the gaang visits the Fire Nation, they’re all just on the side of too tipsy when Zuko leans in with the most grave expression imaginable.

“Aang,” Zuko says, “This has been… haunting me…. Why did your friends need to suck on those frogs?”

And Aang just gasps, and does not explain the frogs, because he has suddenly remembered that Miyuki is still wanted by the Fire Nation and that just won’t do. So Aang demands that Zuko pardon Miyuki for her crimes, which then gets the rest of the gaang to dogpile on and also demand justice for Miyuki. 

Zuko is willing to hear him out. 

…Zuko is significantly less willing to hear him out when Aang mentions that Miyuki is a cat.

(Zuko finds it difficult to believe that a cat is legitimately wanted by the Fire Nation)

But because they are all the worst, he relents and they all drunkenly stumble down to go find the records of Miyuki’s crimes and write her up a pardon, much to the chagrin of the night-shift archivist.

Zuko, staring blankly at Miyuki’s rap sheet:

The gaang:

Zuko:

Zuko: I don’t …. I don’t think I can pardon this…

Toph: Is anyone going to tell me what it says or am I just going to have to wait in suspense?  

Original Tweet and ANN article

this game is a masterpiece

yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card