ugly flop villain who is also mind blowingly hot in a milf way but also in a bisexual he/they way

“Hi, Pest Control, sorry for intruding, I’m here about the Monkey infestation, blah blah blah…”

CW: Blood

Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

HERE IT IS

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check out my piracy guide GOGOGOGO

STEAL MAIM KILL!!!

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tell me if i got any more splainin todo. i am open to suggestions. reblog this so more people can pirate. DO IT!

I will confess here that I do have a favorite ship dynamic its that one reddit aita comment that goes "esh. Youre clearly just enabling each Others mental illnesses and are both fucked up and are perfect for each Other. Just Please Never involve anyone else in what youve got going on, Please."

L + ratio + you may not remember me + i was a child of three + and you a lad of eighteen + but i remember you + and i will relate to you + how our histories interweave

JJK Timeline

Birthdays:

1930/1931 - ogami is born 1942 - gakuganji is born 1946/1947 - naobito is born 1956/1957 - awasaka is born dec 31 1970s - toji is born 1971 - yaga is born 1974/1975 - kuroi is born early 1980's - yuki is born 1982 - higuruma is born 1982/1983 - takaba is born mid-1980s - mei mei is born feb 18 1987 - utahime is born nov 7 1989 - shoko is born dec 7 1989 - gojo is born 1990 - naoya is born 1990 - haibara is born feb 3 1990 - geto is born jul 3 1990 - nanami is born april 20 1991 - ijichi is born 1992 - riko is born 1995 - saori is born 1996/1997 - ino is born late 1990s - takada is born june 5 2000 - kamo is born july 7 2000 - momo is born sep 23 2000 - todo is born 2001 - rika is born 2001 - junpei is born mar 5 2001 - panda is born mar 7 2001 - yuta is born april 4 2001 - miwa is born autumn 2001  - tsumiki is born october 4 2001 - mechamaru is born oct 23 2001 - toge is born 2002 - sasaki is born 2002 - iguchi is born jan 20 2002 - maki and mai are born summer 2002 - arata is born aug 7 2002 - nobara is born late 2002/early 2003 - fumi is born late 2002/early 2003 - yuko is born dec 22 2002 - megumi is born mar 20 2003 - yuji is born

1990s:

toji leaves the zen'in clan/meets kid gojo

2000's:

after dec 22 2002 - megumi's mom dies, toji is unstable 2004 - toji becomes an unreliable parent (most probably around this time)

2005 - shoko, gojo, geto are first-years

early 2006 - toji leaves with mamaguro (most probably)

August 2006 - star plasma vessel!!! riko dies :/

2006/2007 - yuki meets with geto August 2007 - geto defects like a fucking loser

2008/2009 - yuki meets todo spring 2009 - nobara and fumi become friends

summer 2009 - nobara meets saori

summer 2009 - satoru finds megumi and tsumiki

dec 2009 - end of their fifth year at jujutsu tech

2010’s

early 2010 (winter) - saori leaves

2012 - yuta curses rika sometime 2016 - nanami calls gojo/becomes a sorcerer again (probably) november 2016 - rika stuffs yuuta's bullies in a locker

spring-summer 2017 - tsumiki is cursed

spring/summer 2017 - maki, panda, and inumaki are students at tokyo jujutsu tech (most likely) sometime later - yuta is recruited (probably) september 2017 - sister exchange event (probably) dec 24 2017 - suguru dies/night parade

mid-january 2018 - yuta goes overseas (probably) june 2018 - itadori eats sukuna two weeks later - nobara becomes a student

two weeks after that - itadori dies a little bit after that - itadori meets nanami/junpei arc august 7 2018 - nobara turns 16 sometime september 2018 - 2018 exchange event

later in september or early october 2018 idk - yasohachi bridge arc

october 19 2018 - mechamaru dies

oct 31 2018, evening - shibuya

between oct 31 and nov 8 -

nov 8 2018 - itadori is found and killed, wakes up later in the day nov 9 2018 - they all head to jujutsu tech & meet w tengen nov 10 2018, afternoon - itafushi meets hakirara nov 11 2018, ~00:00~ - hakirara are recruited nov 12 2018, noon - hakari, itafushi, and panda join culling game colonies

nov 19 2018 - culling game officially begins Currently in Manga:

Itadori is 15 Fushiguro is 15, turning 16 Nobara is 16 Maki is 16 Mai is 16 Tsumiki is 16, turning 17 Miwa is 17 Mechamaru is 17 Inumaki is 17 Okkotsu is 17 Panda is 17 Kamo is 18 Momo is 18 Todo is 18 Saori is 23 Nanami is 27 Geto would’ve been 28 Gojo is 28, turning 29 Shoko is 29 Utahime is 31 Mei Mei is in her mid-30s Higuruma is 36 Yuki is in her mid/late 30’s Toji would’ve been in his 40’s

Yasss Jamaica🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

“We see no reason to celebrate 70 years of the ascension of your grandmother to the British throne because her leadership, and that of her predecessors, have perpetuated the greatest human rights tragedy in the history of humankind.”

- Letter signed by 100 Jamaican leaders

Nothing says "your attempt to appease us with a royal visit was a resounding failure" like immediately beginning the process to cut ties

tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

9) you're not expected to create a bio/carrd and in fact it often looks weird if you do

10) most people have varied interests and post about many different things, often right after one another. I, for example, post stuff about writing, sewing, about a dozen different fandoms, and anything that catches my interest.

11) actual personal information is rare, and usually only between two users who know each other.

12) Reblogs are encouraged, though it does make the post fucking long. (Often, though, long reblog conversations can turn into talking the the DMs and that's how you make internet friends, kids)

12b) long posts torture your followers, thus they are common and always inflicted upon everyone. Color of the sky will never die.

13) to reiterate, there is no clout. Popular users suffer because once a post breaches containment people will put all kinds of shit on it and that's before the fandoms get to it. Be cringe with no fear.

14) tags are both for public use and personal identification, most people have their own tags they use to keep track of their stuff, like #my writing or #sewing information. My personal favorite is #sebastian speaks about space pirates. Sky is the limit guys.

15) we all appreciate yet mildly mistrust staff.

16) you can queue/schedule posts, so just because something shows up on your dash doesn't necessarily mean that user is online. Lots of people create custom tags for queued posts so their followers know. (These are often quite silly. Mine is #queue know you love it)

17) the info in bios is just so people know your demographic/hobbies. Basically the only purpose is to try and avoid explaining anything on any personal/opinion posts and to give people a general idea of stuff you post (also for dni lists). Aside from maybe your ao3, no one cares about any other social media sites or your day job)

18) 90% of tags serve as 'footnotes'. It isn't uncommon for the post to be a single sentence and there to be an entire essay in the notes

19) desktop and mobile users have VERY different experiences with tumblr functions (or doesn't, as most mobile users eventually find out)

20) celebrities use this app too. We all just collectively forget this until Neil Gaiman turns up to comment on a post

21) if you comment on a post it's there forever, and if it gets reblogged...well, better hope it doesn't get popular or people will remember you. This is why most people ramble and go on personal tangents in the tags, most people don't see them and they're easy to delete.

22) someone screenshoting your tags and posting them on the post is considered a compliment, and not stealing.

23) if a post has idk...10k+ notes, it's basically public domain. Talk about your headcanons, OCs, family drama, whatever.

so there’s a theory going around that gojou’s unheard last words to getou were “welcome home” and when i say i am Miserable,

gojo has the six eyes and instead of just looking for geto’s residuals he sniffed him out like scooby fuckin doo

alright here’s today’s controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like “english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍” and then reblog posts like “here is why sex scenes CAN’T have symbolism” and “stop consuming media with toxic characters” like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn’t learning or analyzing. i’m pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

to the “op i’m actually NOT a native english speaker, so my ‘english classes’ didn’t have literary analysis” people in the notes

why did i have to love you?

Okay queen!!!

I’m reading an essay called “The Sexual Drama of Nick and Gatsby” by this guy called Edward Wasiolek, and oh boy I’m going through it

Also for everyone asking you can read this as a free pdf online

loved this essay

love loses 💕

               *＊✿❀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ʏᴜᴜᴊɪ❣ ❀✿＊*

posting for people here

update: this website uploads it almost immediately

https://www.theowlclub.net/

that’s not the villain that’s my bestie