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reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it
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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.
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i think about this often
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boyboobs
Anonymous asked:
Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age
do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you
its really hard to not self sabotage my relationships. i dont know whats wrong with me
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If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
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wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
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just did a hit of pillow and blanky
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A naked Mario toy that I almost got
The hat and gloves stay on
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My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that
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Anonymous asked:
pingu is so ugly tho
you're a broken person for real
this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am
The scientists studying me is definitely a sex thing though.
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Anonymous asked:
Cigarette or joint after sex?
My personal favorite is a hand shake paired with "good game"
