reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it
Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.
i think about this often
Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age
do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you
its really hard to not self sabotage my relationships. i dont know whats wrong with me
If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
just did a hit of pillow and blanky
A naked Mario toy that I almost got
The hat and gloves stay on
My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that
pingu is so ugly tho
you're a broken person for real
this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am
The scientists studying me is definitely a sex thing though.
Cigarette or joint after sex?
My personal favorite is a hand shake paired with "good game"





