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The final word in infiltration technology

This is probably the worst that anything has ever aged

Please don’t kill

There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*

*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.

how do you think kojima felt when people guessed the twist in MGSV from the first trailer two years before the game came out, based solely on the fact that Venom Snake was vaping 

this piece of metal gear history always amazes me

One of my favorite genres of post

I'm putting together a team.

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

This just in: Spain no longer exists

personally I think phone chargers and laptop chargers and shit should throb and pulse when plugged in. just so u kno thee energy is going thru them. right

You want the Mio Izawa charger...

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

man people really just say stuff on here huh

i have been eviscerated... i cant believe this

been repeating this in my head all day

girls in suits reblog if u agree

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between