men in california in the 80s were just like “guess i’ll be a serial killer” huh

There is an entire Monty Python sketch about this very topic

Why do I love this

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

who is she?

Marie Kondo

This shipping container does NOT spark joy

Gymnastics

lurkin

razzle dazzle

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.