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The Deadly and Benign 

@horse-is-a-horse-of-course

I feel like maybe I can forgive medieval artists now for their lack of a grasp on horse anatomy

The legs grow faster than the neck sometimes ;).

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

may the wind carry us toward our next adventure!

I haven’t met all of me yet.

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

me, still in bed: i can’t wait to get back to bed

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

me: hello me, internally: did i say too much

Water is amazing. No taste but it’s so fucking good. I can’t believe some people don’t like drinking water.

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.