“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

terfs in the discourse tag

We have terfs who admit that ace discourse was their first step towards radfem ideas. We’ve had multiple break downs of how terfs and radfems try to radialize other people by using ace/bi/pan/nb/queer/etc. discourse. We’ve had multiple break downs of how popular exclusionist arguments use the same faulty logic and arguments that radfems use.

Can exclusionists maybe finally admit that this is a problem and either drop the discourse entirely or try to come up with arguments that aren’t copied from radfems?

This is really important to recognize, because exclusionists don’t often want to recognize this dirty little truth about their community.

note how the “queer is (always) a slur (and should never be used, even to talk about yourself or the queer community or queer academia)” nonsense is directly mentioned as point 2 on the aphobe to TERF pipeline

I laughed so fucking hard at this

Earl is jealous that he can’t serve cunt that hard

Please don’t kill

(x)

they fucking crucified her

interesting how the tiktokers who larp as 2014 tumblr it-girl arent brave enough to bring these back

cowards probably aren't even on house arrest

"get your shit off our flag" no actyally i was thinking of putting a big gulp cup on there too

this is so funny

please come back 🥺 don’t you wanna watch cocomelon 🥺

she's MIDDLE AGED she's DIVORCED she hits people with GIANT HAMMERS she has a WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD she HAS A SQUAD OF SILLY GUYS she's tormented by HORRORS BEYOND HER UNDERSTANDING and most importantly shes BUTCH. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she

ok wait im obsessed with this actually

Darth Vader doing his best to make things up to Luke after his coming out party on Cloud City got trashed.

Scrub Daddy vs. Liquid Nitrogen

(or a Scrub Daddy being hit with a mallet when it’s hot, cold, frozen from dry ice, and frozen from liquid nitrogen)

get his ass

Kill him

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

Always remember you’re loved and SO valid no matter your sexuality, gender identity, the labels you use, if you’re unlabelled, queer, etc. The queer community is really big so please remember to be kind to others, their experience might not be the same as yours (just as your experience might not be the same as everyone else’s) but we have all struggled with something. Spread love, spread validation and be PROUD of who you are!!

That being said, remember that you don’t owe your sexuality to anyone! It is YOUR decision to come out or keep it private, you don’t have to feel pressured to come out, know your sexuality or even label it. You are you and nobody else can tell you who or what you are!

Also a HUGE thank you to Alice for creating the hearstopper universe, the way it celebrates the LGBTQ+ community in such an authentic and exclusive way, the representation i never thought i’d see i now see it every day thanks to you!! My words will never be able to describe how grateful i am, but thank you for giving me Nick Nelson, the bisexual representation i so desperately needed 🩷💜💙

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

G!!

Give me an A!!!

A!!!

Give me a T!!!

T!!!

Give me an O!!!

O!!!!

Give me an R!!!

R!!!!!!

Give me another A!!!

A!!!!!

Give me a D!!!

D!!!!!

And give me an E!!!

E!!!!!!!!!

What’s that spell??!!

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

wait