“They have a cave troll.”
Reblog or repost
Because I know this website’s ability to read between the lines is ass, this is directed at people HIRED, PAID or SPONSORED (with money or other perks) to cosplay for promotion of struck properties and studios, whether that be at physical events or online (insta, tiktok etc). This isn’t about you and your buddies cosplaying for fun at the local convention, so don't go attacking random cosplayers not actually involved in content creation or promotion for these cretins.
❪كنت أعتقد أنه …. ولكن اتضح أنه ….❫
ﺭﺯﻕ ﻣﻦ ﺭﺯﻕ اﻟﻠﻪ، ﻭﺣﻼﻝ ﻣﻦ ﺣﻼﻝ اﻟﻠﻪ.
first good blazed post
dude. he needs a minute !!!!!
HAPPY WAIT A MINUTE WEDNESDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE🗣🗣🗣🗣
[image description: original post consists of three screenshots from Black Sails of Flint saying "Now wait a minute" or "Wait a minute." Image in reblog is a screencap of tags that say "wait a minute wednesday". /end]
[plain text: Happy wait a minute Wednesday to all who celebrate [speaking head emoji x4] /end]
[image description: four images from episodes 4.09 and 4.10 of Black Sails, with edited text.
First image: Silver and Flint stand together overlooking the sea. The text says, "I'm saying that my relationship with her is a complex one..."
Second image: Flint's face, looking pensive. The text says, "that it's hard for me to understand at times."
Third image: Silver's face, upset, on Skeleton Island. Flint is visible, blurry, behind him. The text says, "But what is clear is that she desperately wants to leave this place"
Fourth image: Flint and Thomas embracing in the plantation field. The text says, "and will say anything in order to make me go with her."
/end description]
image description by @somfte
a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies
and of course the classic
I’ve shared this story before, but some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten was from a writing professor who said, “The thing that makes your work interesting isn’t the stuff you’re good at, it’s the stuff you struggle with. Because you’ll either focus on improving those skills until you’re really good or you’ll figure out how to work around it in really cool ways.”
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Re-rendering of my pieces for last year’s acbb: Requiem of a Forgotten Prince by @queerofthedagger
Idea for a Generic Medieval Fantasy Setting: The characters refer to their nameday as an apparent stand-in for birthdays, celebrating it annually according to their respective preferences and perhaps family customs, as one does. People talk about things that happened before someone's time as having gone down "before you were named", someone grievously insults an opponent on the battlefield by going "your mother should never have named you." So with the way naming is always talked about, as a reader you start to somewhat assume from context clues that these people have some sort of a taboo about the word "birth" or something, and naming is used as some sort of an euphenism to avoid naming the process in which people come into the world.
Then somewhere halfway through the story it turns out that in this setting, people aren't named immediately after being born. This is a semi-realistic-gritty fantasy setting, after all. Due to the somewhat high infant mortality, to at least somewhat soften the blow of potentially losing a child, babies just aren't named before the parents are pretty confident that the kid is going to survive. The naming ceremony is where a baby is officially aknowledged as an entire individual, a member of the family and a legally existing person, instead of just a gurgling extension of the mother who may or may not disappear from this world. And that timespan between birth and being named is - depending on the situation and the family - somewhere between 1-4 years.
And suddenly the whole bunch of annoyingly-too-mature teenagers and other weird remarks about age start making sense in hindsight. The heroine protagonist who celebrated her 16th nameday at the start of the story is actually 19 years old. The wild difference in maturity between two characters who were both named the same year wasn't just a difference in backgrounds, The Rich Idiot isn't just rosy-cheeked and naive due to being sheltered growing up, but actually literally years younger than a peasant "of the same age". A character who's sickly and was frequently remarked to look much older than their years hasn't just been harrowed by their illness, but was not named before the age of seven because their parents didn't think they'd survive.
i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus
Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?
Much worse.
Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!
It's spreading, evolving--
Modern problems require ancient solutions.
I have given the viruses a stick.
Anonymous asked:
Who's watching Barbie first vs. Oppenheimer?
Barbie: Dick, Tim, Cullen, Stephanie, Harper, Carrie, Selina
Oppenheimer: Jason, Damian, Cassandra, Barbara, Kate, Alfred, Bruce
Astral projects to see both at the same time: Duke
duke rn
tumblr puritans have never spoken to a kinky person and you can tell this because they talk about ~scary~ kinks like a child who thinks their teacher sleeps at school. they have a 1700s "actors cannot be trusted for they engage in obscene behavior" mindset. yes lil buddy people can in fact roleplay situations and then exit that roleplay and have different thoughts and actions 🤗 adding sex to performance does not actually cast a magic spell that turns you into a monster incapable of morality <3
Kink is just LARP that makes you cum.
...Hear me out.
If I say "Nooooo don't kill me!!!" while LARPing, my friend is still gonna whack me on the head with their foam battle axe bc that's what I want them to do. If I actually didn't want to get hit on the head, I'd say "WHOA WHOA WHOA TIME OUT TIME OUT" so they'd know I'm serious.
In the same way, if I say "Nooooo don't spank me!!!" and my partner still spanks me, THAT'S FINE. I want to get spanked, and I'm just playing along. It would only be a real problem if I were to say the agreed-upon safe word, the word that actually means no, and still get spanked.
See? LARP that makes you cum.
& to add on to that:
Your friend enjoying pretending to kill you in a safe and consensual enviroment where they know you are also having a good time does not mean they actually want to axe murder people.
And in the same way, your partner enjoying safely spanking you in a safe and consensual enviroment where they know you are also having a good time does not mean they actually want to beat you up
Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? To you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-
Bruce: My kids.
Reporter: I’m sorry what?
Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.
Reporter: …
Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.
Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.
Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.
Like this.
I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
Y'all are just making up new ways to be homophobic, huh.
here’s the whole post bc the context makes it worse imo.
“the marginalized group that is at the highest risk for sexual violence should just get the fuck over it and date cis people because i don’t like acknowledging that my experiences are not universal also being gay and t4t is disgusting lol”
It sure is interesting how as trans people we're constantly telling people not to assume what genitals others have and then we get other trans people explicitly speculating about the genitals of trans men. Can't they have the decency to at least pretend not to hate us?
literally like imagine forgetting that bottom surgery exists????? imagine trans ppl who do not want ppl to interact with their genitals during sex?????? imagine not reducing trans ppl to their genitals?????? just call us cuntboys and get it over with.
