i know this is gonna anger ttrpg players on both sides of the table; which is both rules-lawyery, combat-obsessed, joyless douchebros, and micro-indie-itch.io homebrew anarchists, but to me "dnd" is when you sit down with your friends and some dice and maybe a few character sheets and you pretend to be elves and dragonborns and whatnot and the rules only matter a little bit and the lore only matters as much as the dm finds it compatible with their creative vision and the main focus is going on tangents and voice acting your heart out and making incomprehensible inside jokes and most importantly, buying way too many sets of dice. like an absurd amount of dice. and i will not stop calling this dnd and no i don't own any rulebooks. that's all.

If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit

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teen lan wangji is boring as shit & all other kids avoid him like the plague except instead of being all anguished pariah about it he's just like good fucking riddance 🙄 and goes to do more activities that would put the average 15 yr old to sleep in 0.4 seconds. autistic bitch of all time.

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wangxian is so funny for this too like imagine if you wanted to hang out with the super fun popular kid who gets invited to everyone's parties and has a snapchat streak w all your classmates & he's like sorry i can't i have to obsess over the anthropomorphic personification of the rulebook

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genuinely speechless over this being seen as “chubby.” like i really believe some of you should be hit with a baseball bat

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same energy as this. you are all so fucking stupid