inver (incomplete collection)
i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.
that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”
the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned
oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE
You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.
If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again
“this time we’ll write our own story” princess tutu print for anime north! twit link | process gif & princess tutu charm under the cut
game
put in the tags how much money it would take for you to eat 4 of these horrible things in one sitting
you can always tell when a ship exists solely because they were the only two remaining characters left and the ship always sucks
some of you have got to get braver in my tags
im dying
picking up my yuri daughter from catholic school. "did you and dorothy have fun in your time loop today?" she gestures to her abdomen - completely lacerated. i laugh teasingly. she hides her face in her bloodied hands, blushing
they grow up so fast, you know? soon enough i'll be driving her to college and she'll ask me if i knew girls can like each other textually. that girls can be normal about it, even
happy birthday to all goth and emo characters whos creators in strokes of genius made your birthdays on halloween to symbolize how goth and/or emo you are. and to frank iero who this happened to in real life somehow
thank you and happy birthday to these icons and pillars of the community
i think this pretty much sums it up.
i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to
I had some additions
hmm, seeing some twitter refugee antis follow me for some reason. This isnt the blog for that puriteen discourse bullshit, get out
then gandalf the gay and gandalf the bi and monty python and the holy grails trans pride
ryuko matoi yes or no
Peter: Since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for Kill La Kill.
Lois: What?
Peter: Did not care Kill La Kill.
Chris: How can you even say that, dad?
Peter: Didn't like it.
Lois: Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect anime!
Peter: This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...
Chris: The animation, the fight scenes the soundtrack!
Peter: Fine soundtrack, amazing even. Did not like the anime.
Brian: Why not?
Peter: Did not...couldn't get into it.
Lois: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?
Peter: It's too over the top, Lois.
Lois: What?
Peter: It's too over the top.
Lois: What does that even mean?
Chris: How can it be *too* over the top, the whole point of that show is to be over the top!
Peter: It's just a whirlwind of insane bullshit from start to finish. It's disorienting, I couldn't get invested in it, I've never even finished the show. I've never seen the ending.
Chris: You've never seen the ending?!
Stewie: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?
Lois: I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair.
Chris: It's outrageous.
Peter: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to like the fifth scene where she's fighting some half naked lunatic.
Lois: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.
Peter: I just could not get excited for it at all. Like at some point I just think "you'd have to be REALLY horny for this high schooler to get into this show" and I'm just not, I just do not get horny for Ryuko
Lois: You know what, Peter,
Chris: It's a satire!
Lois: The show is a satire of anime fan service you just don't appreciate sexy anime girls when it's tongue in cheek
Peter: I love Keijo. That is my answer to that statement.
Lois: Exactly.
Peter: Well, there you go.
Lois: Whatever.
Chris: I like that show too.





