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Date Gone Wrong Prompts

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  • I got in a fist fight with the waiter who insulted you and now we are both banned from this restaurant.
  • First date ended up just being us taking care of a box of kittens I found on the way to your place.
  • You had an allergic reaction to your food during our date and had to go to the ER. I may or may have not cried over your safety.
  • We tried to prepare a romantic dinner together but we both suck at cooking and burn everything. So we ate ceral and watched shitty movies instead.
  • I’m on a really shitty blind date and you got fed up with the asshole I’m with so you dump water on their head and ask to take me on a better date. I totally accept 
  • It’s hard to take you on dates because you’re really cute and everyone notices this. So I’m stuck between “Yes acknowledge my cute lover!” and wanting to tell everyone who’s staring to fuck off.
  • You planned a picnic date but it’s ruined by fire ants and wasps attacking us. I’m quite sure we bonded while fighting off nature’s biggest mistakes.
  • Romantic walk on the beach is ruined when you and only you are attacked by crabs. I do nothing but laugh as you run away from the cast of crabs chasing you.
  • I didn’t know you had a fear of clowns so our date to the circus ends very, very badly.
  • I’m famous and our dates are pretty much always ruined by rude fans. How do you still want to be with me?
  • We don’t even go on our planned date because we keep arguing about a thing AND YOU JUST WON’T GIVE UP.
  • I got our reservation times wrong so we missed our table and the backup restaurant gave you food poisoning. I am so sorry.
  • Car broke down on a country side drive to an obscure restaurant and I honestly have no fuckin clue what to do about this. 
  • We are both terrible with horror movies and during a jump scare we accidentally smack each other in the face. “Oh shit your nose is bleeding!”
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allison9999

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

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