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@kobold-royalty

HI I'm a kobold. My name is Princess. I am a part of The Grove system. I deserve to be spoiled. It's the right thing to do. Please bring me snacks and rub my scales, and give me shinies. (In the body of a 27 year old soft skin)  
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My MerMay short story is out! ✨

In the distant future, nanotech allows for rather more interesting medical transitions than we have today. Maraĵa's not only helped with her gender dysphoria, but also having turned her into a shark girl, as part of a deal with the resort she works for.

Her simple and nerdy life is turned sideways when the resort becomes the home of a politician in exile. Not from the politician, but from one of his tall and muscular bodyguards that gets poor Maraĵa's lesbian heart a fluttering.

Only there's more to the bodyguard than there seems at first.

It’s available on Itch, and can be found in a general MerMay bundle with a number of other trans authors:

So basically if you make most creatures a size they're usually not it is wrong in some way. A kobold or maybe even a funny doggy the size a building is just too much. Sure there are instances of it happening but it's rare and a source of much wonder confusion for how that happened. Now a dragon. You can basically make a dragon any size you want and it still makes sense. Is it 1 building big? That's normal. Bigger than a small moon? That's nature baby. A mere 3 grapes tall? Well that little critter makes an awful lot of sense now doesn't it? This is because basically dragons are like fish. you wouldn't dare tell a fish what it can and cant do,that would be absurd. the fish woudlnt even hear you because it is too busy chowing down on an delectable detritus it found. and dont even think of saying that to the dragon cause baby, the dragon is the fish's diner buddy and it's chewing louder than a lawn mower caught over a rock! you really should join in you know,its rude to stare

why is this getting notes

because its true

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I finally finished my ¾ raptor suit! part of me already wants to remake the head because now i know what not to do, but its my first try.

shoutout to my mom for knitting the hat and the pants bc i can’t read clothing patterns

Let's never forget the time my players found a very old grave that had the words "Here Lies Asmodeus" on it and dug it up.

Their justification was that of course it's not actually him, and the rogue wanted to rob a grave.

To clarify: it was him. He'd been sealed there by a famous monster hunter and was gonna be part of a later plot.

a human x gator hybrid isn't entirely warmblooded, so heat lamps (government subsidised) are a household standard for reptile-types. human hybrids are in an awkward spot, though, since they can still sweat and oftentimes will be by the time they're warmed up properly. thus heat-bathing in a swimsuit or nude is common, though some prefer to take a warm shower instead.

all this to say: if you're a warmblooded reptile lover, be prepared to be used as a heating pack all the time :)