Textposts 3/?
I am back with another batch of Granada Holmes textposts! Pardon the poor quality on some of them, they were done on the fly-
Don't forget to like and reblog, and some more textposts will follow, I promise :D
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I am back with another batch of Granada Holmes textposts! Pardon the poor quality on some of them, they were done on the fly-
Don't forget to like and reblog, and some more textposts will follow, I promise :D
The amount of times I get called "sir" when on vacation is so validating. Until I open my mouth 🙃
headphones arent enough i need to be inside the machines that were used to record the song
I highly appreciate the "happy ending" tag on angst fics, dark fics, etc. Its existence increases the probability of me reading by a significant amount
but some people are like "why even read those fics if you already know how they're gonna end?"
Well, it's kinda like going on a roller-coaster. I wanna experience the ride. The ups and the downs, the twists and turns. But I also wanna know that at the end, it'll come to a safe stop and I'll be able to get off of it completely unharmed
If your body is still there in that ward I know so well, know that your heart and spirit are here, close to me. I take you... by the hand. We take a few steps. The wind is cool and salty. The horizon is far, so far. Can you feel it? Our souls dance on the waves and our pains fly away, swirling, and vanish in a cloud of spray. We laugh. Our feet in the air. We dance. We dance. We dance. And so, my dear Geneviève, we are free.
Have a look at this, Watson, my dear. Dear man, I meant to say ‘dear man’. As in ‘dear old boy’. The overly fond, nay, romantic tone to my words was purely accidental. Unless…..? But no. We have a murder to solve. I must concentrate.
see it never even occurs to me that you can fight & kill vampires. that’s not my first, immediate thought when i see them. not the penetration i have in mind
“here’s how to kill—” did you ever think that maybe i don’t want that? that we’re meant to live a happy life together? you sick fuck
Ok you know that little noise cats make...?
“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out
something has certainly awakened. it is wide awake and loud, already. and, by god, is it an issue
Only Murders in the Building (2021-), "Open and Shut"
bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else
I’m definitely with the Boomers on this one.
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 2.01 PERSONS OF INTEREST
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 2.06 PERFORMANCE REVIEW
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 2.04 “Here’s Looking At You”