I Like Words

the internet is so cool. I can post something online like

"hey if you're a twink then solve this equation: 4x + 2 = 46"

and inevitably at least ONE twink will find this post and solve for x. it's just a guarantee

twink stolen valor

I served in camBOYdia

Yeah it’s like Cambodia but instead of Nixon dropping bombs he dropped testosterone blockers. Completely devastated our sex drives. Fucker

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

jason's autopsy scars cause some confusion at the red hood annual pool party

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

caramel frappe PLEASE

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away

NO

goodbye.........

who's snowkit

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

Pure of heart, dumb of ass, awe of tism, and eighty of HD

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

Yesss more content!!

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

This definitely merits more testing! Stay tuned for shenanigans!

(Also checkout Patreon where I'll be sharing prototype details thoughout the week!)

Advice Duke gives to Marinette

rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn't keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006