"Do you think you're cute with this?" Glared Fire Marshal Buckley.
"I think I'm damn funny." Shrugged the teenage Eli.
Derek 100% blamed Peter and Stiles influence on his son. Also for the sneakiness required to set up this prank right before the inspection.
you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"
Boss makes a dollar You make a dime You read unsanitary pirate slash On company time
Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you're back you must just be that got-dang good at your job
their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port
BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future
Both Barbie and Oppenheimer are going to be amazing movies and undoubtedly leave their mark on pop culture.
But they'll never top Goncharov.
tfw canon happens to align with your headcanon by chance but you take it as creative genius
one time a casual hockey fan tried to convey this experience to me from the other side as: “it’s like… okay, imagine that you like donuts, and you meet a guy who also likes donuts, and you’re like, hey, cool, we both like donuts! but this guy… he built his house out of donuts”
so now when I trip into a new fandom I’m like “oh shit I’m building this house out of donuts”
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