.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.
you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard
Imagine how I feel
i am going to kiss wikipedia
Wikipedia is a bunch of servers in like a basement
boobs touching, sloppy style, with tongue, etc ..
The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.
I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.
Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.
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24/26
Sexual themes
just got a sick ass new job as the palace advisor AND theyre gonna cut my nuts off FOR FREE
If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago
Right now there is a very buff Butch woman all alone in the Cafe car and she could be having steamy gay sex with you and be moving into your apartment if you were just willing to take the train to Chicago
I'm busy trying to get more lesbians to ride the train instead of taking their Subarus to Chicago
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #uhm amtrack honey ya wanna tell us smthn (something) ???
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
This was made as a response to a very specific conversation but I feel like more ppl deserve to see it
‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.
Someone else come fuck that guy for me
reversed viscera and wrong parts
why do people treat bi lesbians like they're a recent sjw mogai invention of people trying to fuck around too much with "strict unchanging labels", and not literally something people have been calling themselves since the 70s
source: Lavender Woman, Volume 2, Issue 5, August 1973
[ID: “What is a Lesbian? To me, a lesbian is a woman-oriented woman. Bisexuals can be lesbians. A lesbian does not have to be exclusively woman oriented, she does not have to prove herself in bed, she does not have to hate men, she does not have to be sexually active at all times, she does not have to be a radical feminist. She does not have to like bars, gay culture, or like being gay. When lesbians degrade other lesbians for not going to bars, not coming out, being bisexual or not sexually active, and so on, we oppress each other.” /End ID]
I'm just glad that we as a society have finally accepted that Dracula is really a tits out kind of vampire
Item: Sexy Vampire Singlet with attached cape
Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?
Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it
What does a marine go through?
Gay sex
Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
This one shall do nicely.
35 miles, happy 24 hours.
24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.
It's ok, take your time
Hog swill
Might take a minute.
Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.
Buddy???
Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.
What
What the hell
