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She’s Probably A Good Egg

@knowheretoxandar

Abi, 24, Bi, She/Her, honestly this blog is mostly Critical Role with other stuff thrown in at this point
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround. he can share the power with others

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."

Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.

I'm only two long rests in so far, but I suspect Astarion is just going to keep confessing increasingly obvious things to me. Before long he'll be like, "I fear I haven't told you everything. I... am an elf."