I play BG3 for the plot
The plot:

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome
I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.
this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally
brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround. he can share the power with others
but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."
ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize
Does he mean anything to you
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
No no. I’m reblogging this again because like
Can y'all IMAGINE what was goin on in this man’s head??? What did he think was happening here??
never seen this movie??? what uh…what. hey. Hi. Hey, good evening. Hi how are ya. Hi there. Hey so whhhhhWhUu—WHAT happens next??
Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.
When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
the notes are so right. You don't bother to check every egg until the day one is cracked.
I'm only two long rests in so far, but I suspect Astarion is just going to keep confessing increasingly obvious things to me. Before long he'll be like, "I fear I haven't told you everything. I... am an elf."