always.

youtuber showing off his new redstone megabuild pistons and slime blocks and repeater lines running up and down and all around and he hasnt explained AT ALL what it does but when he powers it on your room starts shaking and the lights start flickering and he looks directly into his crap webcam with jet black eyes and just says 'it is done.' and the video abruptly ends and when you check twitter to see if any of his fans have had the same experience your feed is filled with the news that the pope just turned into a dirt block live on television

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

waiting for Delia...🧎‍♀️

“ryan murphy isn’t lesbophobic”

ok then explain why he didn’t make cordelia and misty slow dance when stevie was singing in 8x05🤨

misty: what are you doing?

cordelia, standing on the table: this is my house and i can stand wherever i want.

misty: where is the spider?

cordelia: it’s under the coffee table. please get it for me.

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

Wizards have towers though

a wizard tower is more like a tome silo than a home, I think. they don't really live in it. they leave towers here and there as they wander.

if you're looking for a wizard, knocking on the door of its tower is definitely the worst way to find it

you get it

The holy trinity

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNABELLE!😃

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNABELLE!😃

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

Queen of AHS

hey if we’re mutuals youre allowed to do this with me

Misty & Cordelia + hands

My brain making self-destructive decisions I know I’ll regret later

Sultan or slut? - YOU DECIDE

“What’s good baby girl”

haha lookin good babe nice turban... anyway I hate habsburgs you also hate habsburgs? we have so much in common haha