the divine and the mechanical and the visceral are all making out with each other when you're not looking btw

Potential for the funniest thing ever to happen

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING HURT BY THIS BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG.

the idea behind a grim (a big friendly ghost dog) is that because the first soul buried in a burial yard would be its guardian they would bury a Very Good Boy there first so a human wouldn’t be stuck at the gate so to speak. so in that way Laika is continuing an ancient tradition of a guardian spirit protecting the souls of everyone who passes after her.

@inneskeeper

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

Twilight AU but Phil is actually a vampire. The cover is that he's a baseball player and that's why he moves so often

Renee wanted Bella to move with her dad because she was preparing for her own transformation, and she thinks that Bella will miss her less if they go their own separate ways before she turns

but imagine like how ever many years later when both should be long dead and then Bella and Renee run into each other at the grocery store

Someone put that spiderman meme in here

wise words

don’t forget this important gem

And this one

June Garden - Fred Cuming

British, b. 1930-2022

Oil on panel , 12 x 12 in.

Hater of the year. Cold blooded.

Word for today: spite house

cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

As the sun set on a sleepy evening, all across town the washing machines waited to make their move.

twitter trending tags: #KillAllWomen, #MrBeast

tumblr sponsored post every 5 seconds: we collabed with AO3 to make these socks for your inner fangirl.

tiktok fyp: (Default tts voice) Here's how I made 500 dollars off this rare side hustle (mutual aid scam)

reddit trending post: Video on r/PublicFreakOuts of a 13 year old girl getting slapped to the pavement and seizing with the title "Justice served"