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someone recommend me some good fantasy books that aren’t centred on a war, please, my crops are dying

The Greta Helsing novels by Vivian Shaw - practical doctor to the undead defeats mildly ominous interdimensional threats with the aid of domestic vampires and a demon accountant.

Sunshine by Robin McKinley - practical baker is captured by vampires, escapes, reluctantly teams up with better vampire to kill the bad one.

Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones - young hat maker ages 60 years overnight, proceeds to upend the life of a disaster wizard while learning self-confidence.

the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett - hard to encapsulate, but equally funny and hard-hitting, tackling race and gender and corruption and other forms of inequality while also, like, making fun of post offices and Hollywood and Shakespeare. Three or four tackle war, true, but there’s something like 35 others to choose from.

the Accidental Turn series by J.M. Frey - recent Ph.D of colour lands in the Fantasyland™ she did her thesis on, goes off about agency and diversity while recovering from the Dark Lord’s attentions and learning the truth about her fictional crush.

Middlegame by Seanan McGuire - evil alchemist creates superpowered children to assist world takeover; children just want to be a family; family is complicated.

Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik - young woman takes over family business, must outwit fairies with a love of gold.

the Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede - princess runs away to become a dragon’s housekeeper, fights off rescuers, solves problems large and small, melts wizards.

the October Daye novels by Seanan Mcguire - Half-fae detective solves murders, finds missing persons, develops found family, can’t stop self from upending the social order.

The Golem and the Djinni by Helene Wecker - A quiet golem, a tempestuous djinn, Gilded Age New York. Immigrants, identity, friendship, hope, and self-discovery.

An Unkindness of Magicians by Kat Howard - A witch from an outsider House enters New York’s magical Hunger Games, to prove a point. The problems of magic were not intended.

Zoo City by Lauren Beukes - Part-time con artist gets hired to find two missing pop stars, with the help of the magical sloth on her back. Noir ensues.

Child of a Hidden Sea by A.M. Dellamonica - Nature photographer lands on water-world, discovers lost family, tries to convince self magic is impossible.

Gods Behaving Badly by Marie Phillips - Greek gods, washed up in North London, curse Apollo to fall for the cleaner. Existential crisis, meet rom-com.

Among Others by Jo Walton - Loner teen sent to boarding school, discovers science fiction, might know fairies and do magic.

Tooth and Claw by Jo Walton - Austenesque story except all the characters are dragons.

Every Heart a Doorway (and sequels) by Seanan McGuire - the children of portal fantasy end up in boarding school coping with being kicked out of their various worlds, then some of them start getting murdered. 

The Gracekeepers by Kirsty Logan - the world is flooded, there’s a lady who works with a bear at a circus that sails to different places to perform, and a lady who is sort of an undertaker, and they fall in love

Lud-in-the-Mist by Hope Mirrlees - there are fairies but no one talks about them anymore because That’s Just Not How We Are except this state of affairs cannot possibly last and people start getting lured to fairyland

The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison - fifth son of emperor who’s lived his whole life away from court abruptly becomes emperor when his father and older brothers are killed in an accident, spends entire book trying to make friends and figure how the fuck to do a) confidence and b) ruling ethically

The Various by Steven Augarde - girl spends summer at uncle’s farm, finds the group of “various” (no direct parallel, but think somewhere between gnomes and pixies) that live in the woods, mysterious history, flying horse, The Cat Is Evil (this is technically middle grade but it’s so good I can’t even)

Turning Darkness Into Light by Marie Brennan - working on the translation of an ancient text is complicated when it might have a huge impact on the public perception of a highly stigmatised group; subterfuge, found family, mythology, and the rejection of men who steal other people’s work. 

So You Want to Be a Wizard or Stealing the Elf-King’s Roses by Diane Duane.  

Tam Lin, Juniper Gentian and Rosemary, and The Secret Country by Pamela Dean (all different stories).  

The Spellkey by Ann Downer.  

Swordheart  or Summer in Orcus by T. Kingfisher.  

The Curse of Chalion or the Penric series by Lois McMaster Bujold.

Green Year Dragonfly by Kaye Bellot.  

If by “no war” you mean “no or not focused on violence”:

The Terrier/Bloodhound/Mastiff series by Tamora Pierce Teenage former street rat aspires to and joins law enforcement in pseudo-medieval fantasy land, proves to have moral code forged of adamantium and more determination than an entire battalion. Also talks to unquiet ghosts carried by pigeons.

the Winding Circle books by Tamora Pierce (with the exception of Battle Magic) Four teenagers are snatched from the jaws of peril, discover they have incredibly strong yet overlooked magical powers, slowly become a found family, survive an earthquake, pirates, forest fires, plague, and puberty.

The Keeper Chronicles, by Tanya Huff Magic user accidentally gets roped into running a boarding house in Toronto. The decor is from the 50s, the handyman is an incredibly handsome and pureminded myopic Newfoundlander, and there is a (literal) portal to Hell in the basement. The third book adds lesbians and a mall that eats street kids to the mix. (Enchantment Emporium and its sequels are in the same world btw)

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If by “no war” you legitimately just mean that war is not the driving plot force:

the Hawk and Fisher books by Simon R Green  Fairytale-destined prince and princess decide that destiny is bullshit, ditch their kindgoms, become the only honest pseudo-cops in fantasy-Gotham because strangely being a prince/princess doesn’t actually give you life skills that are not applicable to being a mercenary. Buildings eat people, gods are murdered, street drugs turn people into animals, Hawk and Fisher are so very tired.

Oath of Swords and its sequels, by David Weber

Guy from a species generally (unfairly) derided by “civilized people” as barbaric and evil thinks he’s going mad, but actually he’s been chosen as paladin by a god and he’s just stubbornly refusing to listen. Continues to go off and do heroic shit while doing the equivalent of jamming his fingers in his ears and saying “LA LA LA”. This does absolutely nothing to dissuade the god in question.

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The Thief, by Megan Whalen Turner A thief’s prison sentence is cut short when he is sent on a mission to steal an important (and magical?) object for the King. BIG plot twist at the end. Imagine going on a fun road trip through the fantasy pseudo-Byzantine Empire, except that all your fellow travelers have their own secret agendas.

The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August, by Catherine Webb  In this universe, there are a handful of time travelers –  people who are forced to live the same life over and over, retaining their memories with each rebirth.  As Harry nears the end of his eleventh life, a little girl appears at his bedside with the following message: the end of the world is getting faster.

Dark Lord of Derkholm, by Diana Wynne Jones The citizens of a fantasy world are getting really tired of being overrun by non-magical tourists from our world. This year, the role of Evil Wizard falls to Derk, who wants nothing more than to be left in peace on his farm/magical genetic engineering laboratory. Derk’s 2 human children, 5 griffin children, and 1 enchantress wife feel much the same. Wouldn’t it be a shame if someone were to sabotage this planet’s shitty contract once and for all? 

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The Athena Club series, by Theodora Goss Daughters and/or female creations of mad scientists from 19th-century literature team up to figure out what their “fathers” were up to and what, exactly, the secret society that seems to control all such experiments intends to do next. Sort of an all-female League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, in the best way. Kind of an odd frame narrative, but you get used to it pretty quickly.

The Ruby Red Trilogy by Kerstin Gier

Love, Time travel, secret societies, and a dark secret at the heart of a prophecy.

Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

A hidden world of magic wielders in modern day Ireland, a skeleton detective and his associate solving crimes, a race of Gods trying to conquer the world, and a dark prophecy declaring the end of all things. This one does have battles in every book but it isn’t your classical war.

Chronicles of Ancient Darkness by Michelle Paver

Set in a time when the woods were still dark and dangerous (European Bronze Age, most likely Finland), a boy and his wolf friend have to survive beasts and other clans. Includes Demons, Soul Eaters, Spirit Walkers, and Changelings.

Some of the new items from my fave D&D NPC’s refurbished Slightly-Cursed Items Shop, in which she sells my players items ranging from effectively useless to legitimately deadly – but always entertaining. Feel free to use these tragedies!

UH SCUSE an first of these things sound EXTREMLY ROOD

[So, as we are starting a run of Epic Exterminator/lvl20 Pathfinder, I had the awesome-bad idea of illustrating the Deck of Illusions (and Bag of Tricks), because despite it being a kill-run, rather than a roleplaying run, I am a sucker for having nice merch... Of course, I forgot I have no real experience speedpainting, no patience, and haven’t drawn properly for half a year. A+ Ideers]

“I wonder what this ‘Hallowmas’ is all about...”

[AKA abusing the limited Paint Tool Sai filters. I am not a crafty person, but I like supporting these contests, because Failbettergames is a pretty awesome company, so here, have my - uh... ... I searched the wiki and the entry for Hallowmas had a horse skull with a candle on it... ... Yeah.]

The Fallen London Hallowmas Competition

Delicious friends, it’s time to prepare your sewing kits, glue guns and rolling pins for our next Fallen London competition!

Our fanart competition was a delight. We were humbled by your skill and creativity.

This time we will be accepting entries in cookery, costume or craft.

The theme is Hallowmas. Ring in the season with your festive creations!

Hallowmas is a Fallen London festival celebrated in October/November. A time of revels, confessions and feasts, of harmless merriment - or something more sinister.

How to Enter

You’re free to interpret the theme in any way you see fit, as long as your creation relates back to the theme. Think masks, skulls, candles, tricks and treats. (And sympathetic Surface traditions, like pumpkins.)

Post your creations to your Tumblr and include:

  • Which category you’re entering
  • The name of your creation
  • The tag #fallen london hallowmas competition
  • At least one clear photo of your creation, to a maximum of five
  • Accompanying text of no more than 250 words (if you like)

If you don’t use tumblr, email your entry to competitions@failbettergames.com, marked Hallowmas Competition, and we will share it from ours.

The competition will close on 9 November 2015.

We will review all the entries and announce our top 5 in each category. 

These will be up for community vote until 16 November, with one winner in each category receiving a prize package.

The Prizes

Your choice of merchandise from our new range

A piece from our brand-new merchandise range! We’ve just relaunched our store with new merch for Sunless Sea and we’re adding Fallen London pieces over the coming weeks. You’ll have your pick of mugs, aprons, shirts and phone cases.

Exclusive Fallen London jewellery

Your choice of an Exceptional Hat necklace or brooch. These very limited edition pieces are hand-made by us from laser-cut acrylic.

This is the first piece of Fallen London jewellery we’ve ever produced, and winning a competition is the only way to get your hands on one!

100 Fate and 3 months of Exceptional Friendship

This means 3 months of two candles, 10 cards to draw, access to the House of Chimes and 3 brand-new stories, plus enough Fate to sample some Fate-locked stories (or just refresh actions furiously).

A copy of Sunless Sea, plus the official soundtrack

Sunless Sea, our game for PC and Mac, will be yours along with a download code for its haunting soundtrack.

Entry guidelines under the cut. Good luck!

A Charitably Mysterious Bundle

A charitable society of navigators is raising funds to help those lost at sea, by selling off some of their assembled treasures. What will you find?

We’ve just made a unique piece of content available, which entitles you to a lucky dip of one unusual item from Sunless Sea. All the items are currently uniquely available in Fallen London through this content, although they’ll be available later by other means.

This is a real-life fundraising activity to assist with the Mediterranean refugee crisis. Desperate people, including children, are dying daily at sea. Money raised from this purchase will go to Médecins Sans Frontières, who are operating search and rescue teams and offering emergency medical care in the Mediterranean. 

We are matching every donation made, up to £10,000. Please reblog and if you have any Fate in your account, consider buying this bundle!

Fishing? It goes swimmingly. 

[I may just have realised this is probably the conditions the people of Fallen London are fishing under. As many might not be seafaring in their daily life, I am not sure they are entirely aware of the dangers of the Zea.]

Real leaves and live trees. Flowers! Fruit! Dancing and singing and drinking and singing some more. 

Is there anything this festival doesn’t have?

(Starring into the well isn’t the best of ideas.)

[Fallen London in general, and this Festival in particular, gives such nice ideas for art. More might be coming up, so just block me now before it starts getting annoying!]