when will my commission money finally come in so I can buy myself a longsword. why did I predicate being able to buy a feder on the company that has historically taken the stupidest amount of time to pay me.
Mark Laver, "Don't think twice, it's alright" / "When the sun comes up, it will be on your side"
Reason I am glad there's no sign of a Jewish knight in Arthurian legend: All of the antisemitism that the source material and adaptations would probably have heaped on such a character.
Reason I am sad there's no sign of a Jewish knight in Arthurian legend: Missed opportunity for someone with hidden ill-intentions to manipulate hospitality at Camelot to gain a promise that "No good Christian knight" may stand against them, whereupon they wreak havoc until our boy gets to pull a religious version of the Éowyn Reveal.
I couldn't resist
GUIL: It [Hamlet’s madness] really boils down to symptoms. Pregnant replies, mystic allusions, mistaken identities, arguing his father is his mother, that sort of thing; intimations of suicide, forgoing of exercise, loss of mirth, hints of claustrophobia not to say delusions of imprisonment; invocations of camels, chameleons, capons, whales, weasels, hawks, handsaws – riddles, quibbles and evasions; amnesia, paranoia, myopia; day-dreaming, hallucinations; stabbing his elders, abusing his parents, insulting his lover, and appearing hatless in public – knock-kneed, droop-stockinged and sighing like a love-sick schoolboy, which at his age is coming on a bit strong. ROS: And talking to himself. GUIL: And talking to himself.
three different Pride parades, one denim vest
bonus back patch:
three different Pride parades, one denim vest
wonderfully joyful and creative calligraphy
in the "Sacramentarium gelasianum" (latin manuscript), France, ca. 780-800
source: Paris, Bibliothèque nationale de France, Département des Manuscrits, Latin 12048.
it’s the year 2023 and there’s still no knight emoji, how do you expect king arthur to rise again in these conditions
Sorry I'm late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.
I think the new haircut is giving “extra in A Knight’s Tale”
my partner re-shaved my sides in the bathtub yesterday Happy Pride Month
it's time!!! here is my galahad from @camelotpunk! this zine turned out incredible i'm so happy to have worked on it
*tired squire voice* yes my liege, your armour is serving absolute cunt today
No snare may hold me / Spring postcard 2023 Surviving so much abuse in my life, I relate to the unicorn tapestries through being a different beast held captive by unkind hands. My full beauty must be allowed to be open and wild, and no snare, fence, or rein may hold me for long. This design is available as a gold foil postcard with matching vinyl sticker for those who sign up for my mail tier during March 2023. PATREON
I saw a poll that was like "if you had detachable tits how would you want them to attach" and one option was "portentous green ribbon" and I think that one's infinitely funnier for detachable external genitalia