Heads & Shoulders should make a body wash and call it Knees & Toes
The most recent shooting was less than an hour from where I live. I’m tired and I don’t have time for eloquence.
im washing me and my clothes bitch
She drunk as fuck
Ken Sugimori artwork of Snubbull and Marill from the Pokémon Crystal instruction manual (Trainer’s Guide).
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?” “nothing” “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”
I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
why the hell are we still on this stupid website
not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram
*Sings “Toxic Love” from FernGully while shamelessly drawing Venom art* Childhood me would be so proud that I can finally draw these two~
wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response
i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved






