funniest things that happened in The Diplomat

All of this. I watched this show due to liking "Madame Secretary" and I am definitely not disappointed (so far) by what I'm seeing. Also back into watch shows like this as a result so.

Worf🤝Riker:

being back for not even 10 minutes and already having adopt a grow ass woman as their new daughter.

Okay, but like, the fact they both adopted 1 part of the lesbian couple so now they gotta be in laws.

STAR TREK: PICARD (2020-2023) S03E02, DISENGAGE

Picard 3.2 Disengage

Subtitle: Confirmed

Pixie Recaps Picard | Disengage

the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

I explain Cable/The Summers Family Tree at them, and drive the kidnappers to madness.

So, did you know that Star Trek ..... no seriously I don't stop on this one even at work. Question is, do they want just one series?

This is the last tweet Leonard Nimoy ever sent, translated into Vulcan. He would have turned 91 today.

This is beautiful, I'd love to make it my phone background with permission.

I almost want that as a tattoo. 😍❤️

Same. I've wanted a quote tattoo and this seems so fitting.

This is the first one I’ve seen that my brain said yes. I need that.

Yes. Like sure I've wanted "always" and to attached it to things (multiple fandoms) but it's not a quote quote to me. This one strikes me and feels so right, especially seeing it in Vulcan.

This is the last tweet Leonard Nimoy ever sent, translated into Vulcan. He would have turned 91 today.

This is beautiful, I'd love to make it my phone background with permission.

I almost want that as a tattoo. 😍❤️

Same. I've wanted a quote tattoo and this seems so fitting.

This is the last tweet Leonard Nimoy ever sent, translated into Vulcan. He would have turned 91 today.

This is beautiful, I'd love to make it my phone background with permission.

Me when I realize it’s almost January 29th and I can feel the Star Trek fandom awakening for Threshold Day

Can't believe Paramount is dropping the final Picard trailer on the day when the Star Trek tags are gonna be flooded with lizards. Like, my dudes, your trailer IS going to be overtaken by the lizards, we celebrate Threshold Day harder over here on Tumblr than we do actual Star Trek Day good luck besties

Possible solution: Wouldn't it be brilliant if they *referenced*Threshold*in*the*trailer*? 😂🦎👀

Paramount dropping the trailer on Threshold Day like

James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

Look, it doesn't get any better when you continue the breakdown for all the series.

Star Trek Prodigy "Supernova Pt. 2"

Janeway exe has stopped working

Prodigy is actually a comedy.

#actual disasters

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

Bat-option papers

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

@absentlyabbie​

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

(later)

excellent addition

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

this post has everything

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

DOCTOR WHO (2005 — present)